“Poor man wanna be rich. Rich man wanna be king. The king ain’t satisfied ‘til he rules everything.”—Springsteen, Badlands

this new Tesla speedometer looks awful

People criticising Tottenham seem to be conveniently forgetting we recently changed our club font and have a go-kart track in the basement. We. Are. Building. Something.

Ironic that it’s going to be so cold in Washington on the first day of Hell.

Why are all the Sky pundits dressed like they’ve just come from a funeral?

Of course the first ever VAR decision announced by the referee in the stadium in English football is to rule out a spurs goal 🥲

Fraser Forster will be rightly be slaughtered but he’s been mostly faultless since he came in.

Okay google, what’s the record for the shortest time a team has taken to score six goals to win a game?

You say that…

This Manchester derby is like watching two pub sides. Good prep for watching Spurs tonight.

Is there a more unpleasant form of public transport than the bus?

A great take by me there

Still feel this game has last minute humiliation written all over it

Those substitutions are a bit odd

Quite enjoying Rangers v Spurs, as a game of football. Spurs infuriating at times though. As is the Rangers TV style commentary on TNT Sport.

Another 45 minutes of my life lost watching an utterly dire half of football from Spurs

Another 45 minutes of my life lost watching an utterly dire half of football from Spurs

What are the farmers planning?!?!!

Seems nicer here than the other place…