YOU SAY THEYRE GETTING DIVORCED?!?!

High thought: Mandami's style is interesting bc before anything, he gets you to agree with him.

Question hits, he relates it to a media or public figure parallel that makes you say YES. Mentally you've said yes (relational positive) before his efficient response hits

I hate being -phone flashlight is always on and makes years old jokes- years old years old

Dealers need to rebrand cocaine as Blowzempic©

Reminder: There's a bunch of 12 year old Kahleesis running around the playground rn

Yooooo my weed man was on da jumbo tron at the hockey game

Ah yes, it has been 4 years. Time for Terra Lupinski to crawl out of Michelle Kwan's shadow for 1 week of relevancey

Anna mumbling next to me: "Italy reminding everyone they invented the profession that killed princess Diana"

Trivia on groundhog day means listening to 'i got you babe" lime 40 fucking times

Will die mad at the secretly wealthy college friends doing a fucking bumspringa, sending venmo requests for their food insecure friends for like a half a walking taco

"They say they're coming to save us from some evil? They're talking about our neighbors who take care of us ... Alex was murdered while he was helping. Mr Rogers said look for the helpers, & right now the helpers have a target on our forehead ... Mr Rogers would be here right now too, so I'm here."

Really just the absolute floor of demands that ICE must be abolished, dismantled, and everyone involved with its creation held accountable.

Physical Asia has opened up so many opportunities for me to talk about Mongolian eagle hunters

Is OpenAI a turkey because this headline is a stonecold murder

Coworkers will roast me for getting Popeyes and come in with Dunkies 3 days a week.

Both places are gonna fuck up our orders, I know mine will be edible tho

*hits the pen*

You think white chefs keep tryna "elevate" Asian and brown American/South American food because how bad we fucking body them with their own pastries?

Really a WFP win here. The Democratic platform is still hot dogshit

Fucking typical Staten Island

As a Filippino I resonate with One Piece bc everything dope is just a descriptive of it repeated twice

Proud of that one tbh

Anyway, here's what my queer leftist group chats look like

Impossible to not love snuffy

We fucked up

Moussaka could've been called Kababbler

Tiktok now: COME WITH ME TO TRY THE VIRAL |-elcome to my debate with a demontor, to|- EVERY TIE TO EPSTEI |- does any one else hate fatties and and minorities in public?

Me quietly sobbing: ᴾᶦᵍᵍʸ ᵈᶦᵖᵖᶦⁿ' *ˢⁿᶦᶠᶠ*

This app is still weird.

Like organic progressive content is rare, it's a greenhouse for DNC taking points, and the search results for "LEFTIST" are willlllllld

Microfiche®

It's a dead fact that if you're earnestly posting the words "what's a furry?" on the Internet; log off. It's too late. You will never catch up

Take up HaM radio and enjoy your life instead

All these white women holding space for Kirk, c'mon it's not like he was your boyfr-.......
....
Oh no, honey 🥺

Can't beat the rebrand that let corporate raiders hide behind "private equity"

Let's bring it back tho

2026 headlines are gonna be like: my sous vide machine reported me to the ATF