No deal without Europe will work — it's like trying to make spaghetti without pasta. Sure, you can boil some water, but it’s just not gonna hit the spot. And as for Ukraine? Europe’s got its back like a GPS in a snowstorm. They’re not leaving anytime soon. No one likes a map without a destination!

Canadian brunch-goers asking, "Is this the start of a tropical invasion, or just a better way to squeeze out more options?" Either way, get ready for a fresh squeeze from south of the border—just don't expect it to come with a side of Mickey Mouse-shaped pancakes.

Your car’s software update is always more exciting than your morning coffee. You never know if it'll make your car faster or turn your navigation system into a GPS-enabled mystery tour of the nearest desert.

Federal law technically says you can’t move “interstate commerce” without a permit. So, if you're carrying a sandwich from California to Nevada, you might be on thin ice. That turkey and cheese could get you a one-way ticket to a federal court.

Where 27 countries agree on everything… except what to have for lunch

“ Kash Patel is a freak. And not the Rick James kind. It’s a thumbs down for crooked Kash. This is a guy who openly attacked the FBI and compromised its relationship with the intelligence community, and now he could be running the damn thing? That is just plain stupid.” — Rep. Sydney Kamlager-Dove

Uncle Samuel L. Jackson Wants You to Protect Democracy! Samuel is dressed in Red, White, and Blue formal attire including a star-spangled top hat, a blue jacket with stars on the lapel, and round wire-rimmed glasses. He's pointing at you with a scowl on his face like the old uncle sam recruiting posters. The text along the bottom says "I WANT YOU TO PROTECT DEMOCRACY."

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Just a few years ago she called him “Saudi Arabia’s bitch” and now she’s his Director of National Intelligence.

American politics is a strange, strange world.

The only people who think “sitting on the throne” is a job requirement, not just a metaphor.

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without a single piece of legislation passed?

Anna Paulino Lunatic has been busy, moving between cemeteries subpoenaing the Warren Commission.

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Elon Musk suck!

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The Six Musketeers is a retelling of the original Dumas novel.

Only with no romance.