Keeping taking care of *all* the kids, KC public schools. We've got your back.

Wild. T2COM is like five minutes old and it's already an orphan.

I do!! I rescued a cat off the street two years ago today!

Her name is Gertrude 🥰

Literally day one training.

Let's add a gym to the complex.

Pushups and Tune-ups and Prenups

Yall. Let’s take a race break.

🟣🟠🟢⚪️🔴🟡🔵

I'm going to be pedantic here and say actually it's not DEI because it doesn't increase diversity or inclusion, and it certainly doesn't create equity. It widens the gap of inequity.

So basically par for the DOW course.

leopard: *eats faces indiscriminately, even those of fellow leopards*

Happy fucking birthday. Here's some lipstick for your pig.

Holy shit.

Operation Anacostia

A 14th Street Bridge Too Far

Exactly!

Except you have to discreetly smell so that they don't know how you know, and do something insane like dump your perfume on their hands next time.

I never realized how much overlap there is between parenting and the skills of the intel community.
Kid: I showered
Me: [goes to their bathroom, touches their towel] no you didn't.
Kid: How did you know??
Me: Nope. I'm not burning that source while it's still giving good info!

This is terrible from start to finish. Our foster care system needs a complete overhaul.

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TAKE LITERALLY ALL MY MONEY!!!

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You know they're putting one in down by the Legends near Ft. Leavenworth. Just in case the allure of CGSC was starting to call to you...

You manifested it.

It's not just that we lack the people. It's also that the *cost* of lacking people (i.e. DRP, VSEP, etc.) is a budgetary setback that no one projected for this FY. All that money is coming out of unit funds. We're understaffed AND broke, and that impacts mission readiness.

Sorry folks. It's the law.

Damn Brad. I'm so sorry.

They're eating the rights of the people that live there.

🙄

But have you seen my stapler?

I miss that run SO MUCH!! 😭😭😭

That's a tough one! Great work!

Congrats Lou!! What did you read??

Dude. This is precisely why I came back from Afghanistan so fucked up and never really recovered. It's all so random. We're all just walking through life, waiting for the moment to come.

Also this for evangelicals. If you claim to follow a religion where the Bible is your foundational Scripture, I'd like the opportunity to fact check and subsequently zap you, tyvm