Don’t shit where you poop

a pile of brown dirt on a white surface Alt: Crying emoji disintegrating

Depression the instant CRANK comes up on the playlist

Shoutout to Dole, The Coca-Cola Company, and Slayyyter for your contributions to my healing

I thought everything was wrong but then I had a banana and a Diet Coke and danced in my bathroom like it was the club and actually everything is right

Cat in pjs and a very tall nightcap Caption: “Perhaps I am eepy”

guys im in trigued how do i get out

Charging up my spin move

Hmmmhmmmmhmmmmmhmmmmhmmm

No one panic, but it’s Thrumming Thursday

P sure they’re named Dewey now btw (still not locked in but it’s sticking)

Flexible Milk Tube listing on Amazon

So sick and tired of all these rigid milk tubes

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Oh :/ pinions

A Hermann’s tortoise sitting on a basking rock

Meet my newest child
No name yet but watch this space

Working hard or hard and working?

Standing on business rn. My business is flat and sturdy, and can support up to 400lbs if anchored properly

They forgot how

They don’t squircle like they used to

Top reasons to go apeshit [ ] Betrayal [ ] Slighted [ ] Harmed [ ] Ripped apart by rays and beams

Hm.

Happy bday!!

Guys I rested on my laurels. best sleep of my life

I hate you with every fiber of my being. And let me tell you, my being is fibrous as hell

You’re right. I shouldn’t keep it all to myself. This is ourgraine now

everyone is fighting a battle you can't see because you are the only one without cool invisible wizard powers

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Top ten surfaces to squirm on

The emails can’t find me in my well

it costs me $137 every time i leave the house

There’s nothing silly about this putty 😒