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Tell me why I’ve been obsessed with the book, and now the movie, and I am JUST NOW realising that…

Hail Mary, full of Grace?!

Bluesky needed him today, huh?

So we’re now at the point of end-stage-capitalism where young men with horrific body dysmorphia, causing them to smash their own faces with a hammer to “looksmaxx”, are being heavily monetised and celebrated rather than getting the mental health treatment they so clearly desperately need!

Amaze amaze amaze!

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Happy Titanic-Departs-on-Her-Maiden-Voyage-Narrowly-Avoiding-Collision-with-the-SS-New-York-which-Snapped-her-Moorings-due-to-the-Suction-Caused-By-The-Giant-Liner-and-Delaying-her-Departure-By-About-An-Hour Day to all who celebrate!

(This wasn’t in the movie).

It’s been 114 years.

Good morning!

Titanic departed Southampton and began its fateful voyage today 114 years ago.

Here is part of a British Pathé newsreel released post-disaster, with footage of Titanic on 2 April leaving Belfast.

Happy Evanescence Day to all who celebrate!

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Only a 3 day working week and I’ve used up most of my spoons by day 2.

America showed the world who she really was when this didn’t end Trump’s political career.

I’m so done with it all, sick of hearing about this cunt.

I miss this guy, and how the world felt when he was around. #failwhale

The ongoing toilet issues on board Orion/Integrity capsule are revealing just how much people forget that this is the first crewed mission using this vehicle and it is a *test* flight ahead of lunar landings in the future.

Things were always going to go wrong, the point is to identify and rectify!

In 2026 nations of world conduct “diplomacy” over social media to avoid genocide.

10 years ago this would have been seen as utterly ridiculous.

The Artemis crew are the lucky ones, who will get to watch WW3 from a distance.

I hope this remains a joke in 24 hours time.

In 2026 the President of the United States of America, one of the founding nations of the United Nations, signatory to the Geneva Conventions, is threatening war crimes in social media and the world is *crickets*.

I no longer listen to or watch any news programmes for much the same reason.

Best wishes for today

Pretty gross of the orange toddler to call his press conference to blather on nonsensically while four astronauts are literally the furthest away any human has ever been from earth.

Talk about ego.

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Has anyone already done the “Dave is blowing me hard” line yet?

Why did the BBC send a correspondent to Kennedy, who confesses to knowing nothing about space, to cover the launch of the Artemis II mission?!

“Prime Minister Threatens To Harm Even More Patients” should have been the headline.

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

It was never going to be anything else for me.

Getting fucking sick of awful people, when caught doing awful things, blaming it on autism.

Autism doesn’t make you a violent cunt, nor does it make you a megalomaniac.

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I got up at “6:30” instead of 5:30 so I’m telling myself that I actually gained an hour of sleep and hoping that i don’t crash st 2pm.

There are human moderators and automated algorithms but neither are infallible and often they miss things or mislabel innocuous posts. It’s a good system (comparatively with X anyway) but not infallible.

Went to big Tesco. Did all the things. Used all the spoons.

So handsome!

Executive dysfunction is in full swing this morning. I need to have my car valeted, have breakfast (but we have no milk) and buy food for dinner.

After about 45 mins of running through how I might achieve *one* of those things, I realised I could do all three at the same time.

Big Tesco.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy

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I am sorry. It’s my whole personality now.

Fist my bump.

No, *YOU* just bought a crochet pattern for the little crochet earth ball from Project Hail Mary. Loser. 🤓