See…I’m here.

"Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil."

Thomas Mann

I’m tired but on my way to work. 😕

Yes!

We got this 🫶🏼

Libertarians be like: (disgusted face) Tyranny.gov (interested/approving face) Tyranny.com

One thing you'll learn about me is that I loath so-called "libertarians"... selfish clueless idiots that I love to mock

And here's a fun way to mock them:

10’ or 12’

The older my mother gets the more she dresses like a pirate… that’s very exciting … I’ve always wanted that for us

Santa baby, slip a tree under the tree for me…why in the hell are these fake pre-lit trees so expensive.

I really need to go ahead and do this workout now and not wait until 3:00am.

🤣🤣🤣

Me too!

the cat burglar and his evil little sidekick

They look delicious.

Had to water my white bird of paradise.

"Please stop."
"Please get down."
"Please get out of my face."
"Stop that."
"Stop biting that."
"Stop biting her."
"Stop chewing on that."
"What are you doing?"
"What's in your mouth?"
"STOP DIGGING ALREADY."
"Don't you dare."

- Lines of dialogue from my upcoming book, Living with Cats: A Memoir

Ok…let me see what’s happening over here.