are we sure the robot doesn’t have feelings or did we just teach it that it’s a robot and robots don’t have feelings

just kidding. it’s a robot of course it doesnt have feelings lol

every time i get some weird feeling in my head i’m like. wow i’m finally passing away

“spot me a fiver i’ll be your driver!” -> “give me twenty. maybe we’ll get there”

doxxing myself a bit idc

GitHub - jakekidd/claude-cat: 1-bit cat companion for claude code that reacts to activity in real time 1-bit cat companion for claude code that reacts to activity in real time - jakekidd/claude-cat

github.com/jakekidd/cla...

zero latency. wraps stdin/stdout for each claude session to forward user permission requests and the user response

eventually want to make this fully fledged forwarding whole terminal for selected cat. just smth to tmux less and reduce context switching whiplash. and keep all the claudes cooking

claude code on the left with the new buddy (a penguin) and on the right my system with cats

Anthropic just shipped a buddy mode for Claude Code that adds a lil creature that comments on your input

bro I have been building this exact thing for weeks. claude cat tracks all my sessions, forwards responses, and makes each claude a cute kitty. I cannot catch a break lmao

youre telling me cereal killed these people?

seriously why are teeth and eyeballs not a part of health insurance. like do they think it’s an optional luxury to see and eat

i ate all of it already. this is why they cant find it

it was me i stole the 12 tons of kitkats

megabonk high score screen saying new record, #1,752 Worldwide Top 0.2% of players

now i can finally rest

worth clarifying: air tarrasque control barely controls shit. they cant event control the air around the tarrasque, let alone air

I’ll have a tarrasque ready to pick you up at the airport. Yes, a tarrasque. You can land anywhere on him. Just follow the air tarrasque control

one day jensen huang will eat an RTX 5090 live like the mcdonald’s ceo and someone will ask “can you taste the transformers” and he will just say yes and the stock will go up

we’ll burn that bridge when we get there

youre always going one way on a one way street. no matter which direction

i have no butt but i must fart

aTaT upside down kinda looks like an AT-AT

a cartoon white goose with what-looks-like blonde hair, doing a kick-flip off of a purple skateboard. text underneath reads “CUTEST GOOSE Steve with the long hair. Cutest skateboarder out there. Sweet goose. I found you.” it’s from a magazine that jam (@ifuckedyr.mom) and bagged milk (@bagmilk.swifties.social) found yesterday

did you know that i’m a print model

fuck nazis

why is bread called pain when it gives me so much pleasure

a man with red hair and a beard is standing in the woods Alt: a man with red hair and a beard is sitting in the woods - he subtly nods

filmmakers subtly nodding to everybody about everything

me: *worried my boss thinks im using ai*
my boss: *worried im not using ai*

Yea this is kind of fucked but I can see a moderate solution with less violence more negotiation actually being kinda cool

it is true. one of us tells bread, the other is bread 😭

extremely on brand

BIG FIGHT AT POLAND’S WROCLAW ZOO!!!

the father the son and the holy ghoost