Product makes me want to run into a pillar at platform nine and three quarters

It's a crushed crayon on the side of the road

):

My dog resting her head on a blanket. There's a Christmas tree behind her and the lights of it are warm and kind

Warner Bros really writing Tolkien like it's darth maul with horses when all I want is The Great Hobbiton Hoedown starring Flamshickle Berrywickle

(she is fine! Just have to keep her from licking her paw for the next few weeks)

It is a picture of a clarinet

It is a picture of a clarinet, except it is actually my dog in an Elizabethan collar

can you spot the difference?

ronald out here plundering costco for rao's tomato sauce six packs like the last time he baked ziti wasn't 1995

if I ever meet the fella who invented regex I'm gonna ^(?:\x62(?:\x65\x67)\x20)?(?:\x66\x6f\x72)\x20(?:\x66(?:\x6f(?:\x72(?:\x67(?:\x69(?:\x76(?:\x65(?:\x6e(?:\x65\x73\x73)))))))))$

the mimicking happens to me and boy golly its brutal

The journal should be publishing it within the next couple of months! www.lonemountainlit.com/home/issues

question mark really just makes a ? sound like it thinks I’m some gullible clown

There's a dog with big floopy beagle ears resting her head on the table with her eyes half-open

Preach brother

another finger closes on the monkeys paw

asked mom for spare pecans.
"you mean pecans?"
"yeah."
"why do you say it like that."
"like what."
"peekins."
"do you have any" I ask.
"you won't believe it Shaine your father is vomiting"
"oh."
"thanksgiving is cancelled."
"oh."
"don't bother with the sweet potato casserole."

I got a boox brand one the other week to read Wikipedia and it's alrightish, a bit slow, but the form factor's nice. Mine's a bit too small for manga I suspect

I always kinda try to engage in "play" whenever reading/writing loses its wonder. But I feel you with this, it's a real tightrope balancing the two

I think the service is very bad but the value proposition is "we're gonna make you a polished author big boy". Looks like the point is the "do it well" part

"for his eleventy first birthday caleb and his memoir were published at the local gas station. so when you waltzed into a lukoil shack you saw his name on the shelf, and at thanksgiving he brought a book with his name on the spine"

that is probably why

burgeg

glorb's wonderful for transitioning from virtualized to containerized environments but when I want to poc something it's really lackluster and the Jenkins plugin is just useless

staggering Larry energy

Nearly lost hope after reading this as sneezes