Can't wait for JD Vance's coming out as a sedevacantist arc

Wormonism, where instead of going to America, Jesus becomes a worm for a few years

Don't be 26

And this is why I made a Neocities page lol

Also, why is it specifically Virginia that gets this one? It's a whole-South thing. The correct answer is salsa blanca (which fucks btw)

Don't rag on chitlins like that

Dog I love Neocities, started my first site like a month ago!

You're so wise

Black beans are one of the best foods ever but people get so weird at me for eating an entire can in one sitting :'(

Hell yeah, thank you thank you

Thank you so much! This looks like a fantastic list, excited to start chipping away at it!

As of yet, the only bands only this list I've heard are Cannibal Corpse and Death

Probably depends on what the exact product is, but I'd assume it's better in most fields

I always go for booss de nahj, but I'm pretty sure that's wronf

It's alright. Its best episodes are pretty darn good, but there are more than a few that are kind of unremarkable imo, which is rough for a show that short

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

While I understand that being tall af has a lot of advantages in a lot of ways, sometimes it's such a pain in the ass to get my nutrition.

I was underweight for MANY years, and while being tall wasn't the only reason for that, having a lot more body to feed made reaching a healthy weight a pain

My tea pet is an elephant named Tobey

letterboxd for hamburgers

Tell me how it is! I've always wanted to go, but something has always come up

Among the best sauces devised

Virginia represent

Yes pls

You know, I've been off and on about black metal and a fan of doom metal for a minute now, but aside from where it overlaps with those, I've listened to basically no death metal. Where to start?

Lowkey getting kind of into this curling thing

Writer friends who follow me, where are y'all submitting to?

... And I forgot the (3/3) woops again lol

Woops, secret third post, didn't expect having this much to say.

Also, in terms of identity tags, it gets complicated too because I just don't have the answers for that. Am I NB or GNC in some way? Am I bi? Idk, sometimes I say I am, but I don't think I have the certainty for a bio, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

But, on the other hand, it also gives readers no reason to follow up and click through my other stuff! Like, I write about identity, nature and the passing of time a lot, should I say something about that?

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Currently I just say I'm a multi-genre writer with an mfa from Hollins University, but I go back and forth about it all the time.

On the one hand, I hate the idea of pigeonholing myself. While most of my (few lol) publications are in poetry, I also write essays and fiction.

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I am filled with indescribable envy over your kit

You have PHENOMENAL taste in tea + teaware