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(I'm NOT deleting my post below 👇)

What is their cover of “Come Together” on The Faculty soundtrack?

Out of your hands

Commitment

Why does the fawning media always call these stains on our democracy “a first” like Trump broke the four-minute mile as opposed to the Constitution

Waah-waah-bunga!

Watching #Peacemaker for the third time and Eagly? #BestPet #BestPal

Getting some Far Side vibes

B.C. C.S.I.

Counterweight

That’s why you switched to Trillian!

Oh I wish you had won! Keep trying!

Yes, thank you

👌👏

:( me too…

I probably have posted about this before, but it bears repeating: Rachel Green (from Friends, played by Jennifer Aniston) is a horrible, horrible person. Just the worst.

“Apparently I’m an idiot.” Woman at Pennsylvania gas station who voted for Trump rips into him, calls him “a worthless pile of sh*t”.

She just like floated back up off the floor

How did she do that?!

😲 wrf did I just see? At 00:51:39
She looks like she gets pulled back/up as if by some invisible rope, but no such thing exists…

Never mind it looks like he was faking it or zoned out

Drummer guy is so stoned he may actually be enjoying it

Uhhhhhhhhhhggggghhhh it’s so bad……..

Eww who is this “Geese” guy doing the music on the Teyana Taylor SNL episode?

Don’t tell me, I don’t actually care. Terrible host and musical guest, tho.

Like she may be good in the film and otherwise, but as an SNL host 🤢 and 🪿🪿🪿= 🤮

Sauron the Dark Lord

#DST is STUPID. Everyone’s pretending it’s an hour later than it is.

Spring forward... Fall back... whatever.

Can we just pick ONE & stick with it once & for ALL?!!! ⏰

This is fucked up