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Tweet by “Secretary of War” Pete Hegseth: “The War Department is once again restoring freedom to our Joint Force. We are discarding the mandatory flu vaccine requirement, effective immediately.” Below there is a video of the announcement for his many, many illiterate fans

Behind Hegseth’s big stupid face, a painting can be seen.

The painting is of George Washington crossing the Delaware. It is by Emanuel Leutze.

An article from the National Parks Service: Smallpox, Inoculation, and the Revolutionary War Boston National Historical Park During the 1700s, smallpox raged through the American colonies and the Continental Army. Smallpox impacted the Continental Army severely during the Revolutionary War, so much so that George Washington mandated inoculation for all Continental soldiers in 1777. Just fifty-six years earlier, in 1721, Bostonian doctors and clergy introduced the procedure to the American colonies. Without the vision and determination of these early Bostonians in normalizing inoculation, Washington may not have made the decision to mandate inoculation for the Continental Army. Though it was a controversial action, many historians credit the medical mandate with the colonists' victory in the Revolutionary War and the creation of the United States of America.

Here’s a counter-manifesto to the Silicon Valley fascist madmen: Palantir must be uprooted completely, with public show trials for domestic treason under quick, harsh military tribunals, then the entirety of their technology, holdings and personal fortunes seized for the common good.

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

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I'm not joking when I say mRNA technology is more important than "AI" and it's a tragedy we're throwing billions into one while our government is aggressively defunding the other.

Based on your earlier description and this selection, I believe my dad and yours could’ve been pals had they met. Mine worked for a record label in Detroit in the 70s, and has a few Warren stories!

Gonna take this as a strong reminder to check in with mine while he’s still here.

It’s an all-timer. I also really love Spalding’s “funny” one, that’s of course actually a deep well, TERRORS OF PLEASURE. There are a few rips of varying quality on YouTube; it deserves a new physical release, I think it only ever had VHS or CD releases.

On January 10, 2022, the Knicks played the San Antonio Spurs at the Garden. It was Pride night. Richards was there, attending with a friend. An 18-page report prepared by Eversole's Threat Management Group and reviewed by WIRED shows just how closely she was being monitored. 07:10:20 // CAM 0241 // scans her ticket to section 102, Row 8, Seat 5 07:11:14 // CAM 1434 // goes up terrace escalators on level 3 to level 6 concourse 07:12:52 // CAM AC10 // hugs usher Appendix A of the report has a screenshot of the embrace, with Richards circled in red. 08:08:58 // CAM 1093 // talking with F&B worker at the Draft Kings Bar 08:10:49 // CAM 0512 // pays for the drinks 08:31:19 // CAM 0485 // eating at a table It goes on and on. At 8:48 pm, camera 0489 spots another quick hug with an MSG “membership experience executive” (there's a grainy photo in the report's Appendix N). Two minutes and two seconds later, the same camera captures her heading into the women's bathroom. Her exit is noted after precisely two minutes and five seconds.

The owner of MSG and the Knicks compiled this kind of second-by-second surveillance of a trans woman while they were in the arena. They're doing this at all venues owned by James Dolan of perceived enemies. Crazy, crazy shit.

www.wired.com/story/madiso...

18 YouTube video by The New Year - Topic

It’s not 1:1 by any means but I feel like any fan EITS would at least give this a full hearing. On most days, it’s probably my favorite song. That outro…man.

youtu.be/mK8ryBEdfII?...

Surface Detail - Wikipedia

There’s a particularly nasty virtual Hell in this one too that might be a nice fit en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Surface...

A series of posts from journalist Mark Chadbourn reporting on the acceptance speech of Péter Magyar after Hungarian elections: Péter Magyar: "Our country wants to live again. It wants to be a European country again." Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 24m Magyar's speech is powered. From a contact in the audience: "He's basically just asked all the puppets, all the supreme justices, all the heads of media, all the heads of the ministries to leave their jobs tomorrow and not wait to be fired." •.. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 22m He's announced that Hungary will join the European Prosecution Office so anyone in the country can be charged. Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 21m Magyar: "No mercy, they will need to take responsibility for all their actions." ... Mark Chadbourn• @chadbourn.bsky.social • 20m Magyar says he's starting work with the EU and NATO immediately. "The EU doesn't have to worry anymore."

From new Hungarian Prime Minister Péter Magyar's acceptance speech tonight. This is the absolute BARE MINIMUM platform for any Democrat running for President in 2028.

Winning campaign slogan here if anyone wants it.

When Dance Yrself Clean goes to 11.

Takes a real special (bad) kind of brain to get dogwalked like this by human cardboard cutout Pete Buttergreg on live TV

I'm one of those trans women. I worked ground ops for Artemis I.

I am torn between celebrating the success of my friends and peers and grieving how my dream of working for NASA was shattered by hateful assholes in Tallahassee

There was an episode of the Dollop podcast a looooong time ago where Dave mentioned this kind of stuff being rumored, with even more weird details about the party & how they met & who else was there. I’m foggy on the details.

A WHOLE CIVILIZATION WILL DIE TONIGHT My son needs lunch, and I have to put his backpack together, but a whole civilization will die tonight, so I'm wondering if they've closed their schools. Like, a snow day, maybe, except instead of snow it's "keep your children home so if you die, you die together" — instead of "well open back up once the plows have cleared" it's "we don't know if we'll be here tomorrow, hold your babies tight." It's just "talk" I'm told, which I've been told before. "It's how the president makes his deals." But I've never heard anyone talk about other human beings this way, and I'm not certain I can look my son in the eyes if we all agree to stomach it one more time. A civilization will die tonight, but as I zip up his backpack and kiss him off to school I think: if this is what we call leadership then I'm not entirely sure ours isn't already dead. @michaelfdubois Mukad A QuBoy @michacifdubois

Brutal.

"Ooh. Everybody okay down there?" - Jim Deshaies

Boog Sciambi remained silent on this one after a full moon appeared at Tropicana Field.

Thinking for no particular reason of how more than one sci fi story features astronauts marooned in space while some apocalyptic event occurs on earth.

if you follow orders to attack a civilian you are a monster. I don't particularly care why you do it or whether you're wearing a special outfit about it

There's been a weeks long intra democratic fight over trying to cancel Hasan Piker because, among other things, he said America deserved 9/11 at some point.

Nearly 10 years in, I'm not sure how the party fails so spectacularly to grasp millennial disgust with the imperial project.

Some news from NASA:

“The crew of Artemis II are now the farthest any human has ever travelled, reaching a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.

This surpasses the previous record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 by about 4,102 miles.”

“You should listen to your friend Billy Zane!”

IF YOUR TRUCK WAS MADE WITHOUT NUTS AND YOU PUT NUTS ON IT THAT TRUCK IS TRANS I DON'T MAKE THE RULES SNOWFLAKE IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM TAKE IT UP WITH GOD

it also has this one

I'm a bit of a broken record on this, but usurping the power of the purse isn't just one constitutional violation among all the many others. It is, uniquely and singularly, the death of constitutional government altogether. Game over, end of story, you now live in an autocracy.

That I can’t recall this ever happening is probably just one of those weird advantages of my size (point-guard tall and paunchy) throwing people off.

He beat me to it: Happy birthday to @mangiotto.bsky.social, who ages like fine wine.

So many 70s shows would be great transplanted to Star Wars.

K’ol Chaak the Nightwalker

man there's a lot of good stuff in here