never coming back to this bitch ass place a pedo with one fucking thousand followers followed me

who the fuck told TikTok about therians

Me asking a clanker to show the pyramid emoji (there isn't one) and said clanka starting to freak out over it

Gemini starting to fucking loose it over the pyramid emoji

PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI PYRAMID EMOJI

This is why we can't afford a house btw

i love my girlfriends - the one who is dating me and the one who is not

God gives her most destructive habits to her most traumatized princesses

every day I wake up wishing the end of this capitalist Reich with the domestication of humanity by the loving vines of space plants from the future

I like my masculinity effeminate and my femininity butch

Tommy Shelby from Peaky Blinders. In panel 1, he is pointing emphatically at one of his gangsters. Caption reads, "No defeatism." Panel 2 has him shouting at the room, "NO FUCKING DEFEATISM!"

now more than ever:

necromancer who casts raise dead and command undead in a lizardfolk cemetery call that forensic kobol programmer

If you have to pay for a right, then it's not your right. It's a privilege 🤓 ☝🏻

that kid from crow cillers, dancing and crying in the rain. shes wearing nothing but a coat, and is bleeding from her head and nose. despite this, she is smiling.

"i saw her dance a disgusting ballet. / i saw her dance a rainbow / pantsless in the rain"

I love the new bluesky femboy friday tradition where we make up a reason to get mad about femboys existing. they're bad bc they're not women btw. gendernonconformity that makes me feel icky is emotional blackmail against actual lesbians in the lgbtqia+ fandom. femboys are splitting the community.

what did you mean by this

Can't do count-ups to 10 anymore because as soon as I hit 6 my hypnotee will go "SIX SEVENNNNN"

Picture yourself, cuddling your owner. Cage locked up and key on your collar. She wanted to have some fun with you so she gave you something that's been making you feel like humping her. She gave you a strap so you can actually play with her, and you've been lazily humping and cuddling for hours now

For crimas santerclos brought me group t4t bloodplay over VC with 3 hot girls doing satanic rituals while high as fuck

Not what I wanted but definitely what I needed

explain your username

idk I think it was during my onlyfans phase and I wanted that sounded like me but not quite like so it was good but hard for irl ppl to find me ig

in the end, it didn't worked and I had to quit that for my sanity. Name's still funny tho

go get it girlboss minmax that THC/$ and find the perfect dose that lasts you as long as possible

on internet I may go by it/her pronouns but irl my pronouns are none. Do not talk to me nor refer to me in any way unless spoken to or I will begin identifying as an enemy

and please make it happen on live TV :3

dear santer close for this chrismer I wan someone that can actually go for his big fucking orange head

"I don't wanna' see furries" !

"I don't wanna see blow jobs" !

"I don't wanna' see Trotskys" !

"I don't wanna' see liberals" !

Ok then stop using the discover feed?

Set your privacy features?

Stop acting like a USA-cuckboy nerd w/ no rizz who expects social media/the world to cater to you?

Calling masks muzzles and putting them on trans girls, thus instantly increasing masking rates among trans people by 400%

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed

Hitachi wasn't lying that wand really does magic

Being hypnotized into being super clinging and lovesick sounds soooo hot

Just being completely brainwashed, lovebombed and mindfucked to the point I’m sooo deeply in trance and love sick that I’m helplessly clinging to the Tist saying “I love you” over and over again mindlessly and helplessly 💕

the Holly Jolly cuddle pile astigmatism

stay on that grindset

It's the year 2077. All movie studios belong to Netflix. Cinemas only play trailers for their streaming catalog. Every franchise is canceled after two movies/seasons, on mandatory cliffhangers. Nothing from before 2002 is available. Owning physical media is punishable by death. Netflix is love.