a Matt-quette?

well your jerseys are ugly

#lgm (threateningly)

Minnesota friends, what in the name of fuck is this Twins redesign and why does it look like they stole it out of the Guardians' trash basket?

we all know I have no life, so:

let's go Mets (ominously)

You seem to have hit the high points

Congrats, Tempo, y'all done played yourselves and as a Lib fan: lol thanks

Emolga versus our native Pidove infestation would be fun

The rest of y'all can have the overhyped electric rat, we'll stick with our domestic Rattata

in niche Pokemon x WNBA news, I have discovered that both Johannes & Fauthoux are from parts of France that Pokemon Go has assigned to the Vivillon pattern called Marine.

so, uh, if you're a French #PokemonGO player who sends Marine gifts, hmu, I guess. (except the pattern is Rivage in French, lol)

Jacksonville, Jennings Announce New Long-Term Contract - Jacksonville University JACKSONVILLE, Fla. --- Jacksonville University has agreed to a new long-term contract for head women's basketball coach Special Jennings, the school announced Friday.

🤳💕Jacksonville, Jennings Announce New Long-Term Contract

Jennings is the 2nd-winningest coach in program history by win percentage, trailing only Yolett McPhee-McCuin. Jennings has improved her win total in each of her 3 seasons at the helm, culminating in a historic 2025-26 campaign. #wbb #ncaawbb

The perils of being visible

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

because I am that sort of nerd, I *did* look up whether the mountain was out at any point this week, and this does appear to have been the first day in over a week that the mountain is out (we stole the weather in NY)

let's be honest, at least one of them probably discovered the cameras and just got gayer out of defiance

I'm only half-joking when I say she should apprentice with DJ Ria if injuries are gonna keep her from being an energy *player*.

Midwesterner Discovers Mountains Really Do Exist

MENOPAUSE WHEN

folks: if you cannot spell sequel correctly in your summary, I am perhaps disinclined to dive into your work.

If your prose changes tense practically sentence to sentence, and time travel is not a major part of the plot, I will be less inclined to keep reading.

implacable possessed ghost fish >>> not meme god anymore beaver

"We're all looking for the guy who did this."

"Don't worry, fam, you'll blend in with us."

there are a couple of names on that list I haven't heard for a very long time

Mic: "Help, I need an adult!"

Mystics FO: "Best we can do is an Aussie who had a cup of coffee with the Sky last year and, like, the sixth most random 1st round pick ever."

Any relation to Monica?

my group chat is both, because the age spread is wild

(also I am the giant dork trying to figure out which contract you're talking about)

you gotta be cool, man

The exclamation point lured them in.

Aari is missing the start of the season, so she might pop up later on as an injury replacement.

I would think you'd want us to be posting bullshit somewhat less relentlessly