have you tried using multiple slurp juices on a single ape?

Elon will build a self-replicating moon base by next year.

hahahaha imagine paying for linkedin

jailed for truth

good doggo story

tomato. Fucking disgusting sliced up on icecream.

Incredible

Woman who has 4 bags in the overhead locker while I’m trying to fit my one bag:

That’s breakable. That’s breakable. That’s BREAKABLE. VERY FRAGILE

Me: shoving her fucken bags around because I don’t care:

Yes, I heard you say that.

On the other hand, it’s the perfect time (end stage capitalism) to build and sell cars that might last 5 years with a 10 year warranty.

The thing about all these dudes is how fucking cringe and pathetic they are. You perp walk this loser and he’s going to be covered in his own piss and crying.

What right wing reactionary platform will this vacuous dipshit pop up on?

We’ve arrived at “what does the commemoration of The Great War mean for Sydney house prices?”

its 1983 and you're about to wait an hour to play the best game ever made

what if instead of that we put and auspol poster in the middle of a circle of people who then just punch and kick the auspol poster?

once again I am under suspension (3 days!) for simply hoping an AI influencer dies of cancer.

Yeah it was decent here. Definite “what was that?” Vibes

Yup.

24hr time out, lmao

Setting up my alt, yo. RT for awareness.

ITS YA BOI KELS!