I don't have any photos because I ate all my first batch and then discovered the office has no more ketchup 😔

on a whim I mixed chili crisp and ketchup to dip my fries in

oh my god

where has this been my whole life

gross british product for me

only if they still put mold in the package 🤤

Lunchly PB&J Dunkers (peanut butter spread, Concord grape fruit spread, crackers) featuring a Feastables milk chocolate bar, with a Manager's Special sticker offering an additional 50% off the lowest price

environmental storytelling

@heyari.bsky.social get in we're pivoting to tables

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love it when I find answers to my questions on Reddit 🥰

idk why it took me until reading this to realize that I could just file down the sharp edges of my macbook kentwalters.com/posts/corners/

this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!

Image sent August 30, 2020. The image title: "What are the Mario Bros views on Murder?". On the left is a red rectangle labeled "Mario Says:" (with Mario presumably covered up to say nothing). The right side is labeled "Luigi says: Just taking out the garbage" next to Luigi holding a garbage bag with blood spatter coming out of a hole.

I scrolled up too far in the meme channel

Which reader do you use? I have a stupid LG something or other that loves to impale itself on MakeMKV 10% of the time

decided not to pay my rent this month. haha what a fun april fool's prank this will be

i swear this gov is a TV show. the head of intelligence got hacked and used his real name for a porn account. the head of dept of war accidentally texted war plans to a journalist. and now former head of homeland security grappling with husband's secret cross-dressing double life in anti-LGBTQ admin

MAD Bugs: vim vs emacs vs Claude We asked Claude to find a bug in Vim. It found an RCE. Just open a file, and you’re owned. We joked: fine, we’ll switch to Emacs. Then Claude found an RCE there too.

it's so funny that in the space of like a month we went from "erm switching to Markdown rendering mode in Notepad and then clicking a link to an executable is RCE"

to "an LLM handed me an actual vim rce after I said yeah there's one in here somewhere"

U+202E my beloved

couldn't figure out why Notion had a popup that was like "hey you use AI" (I don't) until I accidentally translated a page for the 5000th time (it's far too easy to accidentally click after locking/unlocking via the page menu) and it was like btw you are out of ai credits

ah,

They just tossed the jars in a bin!

I found it, the most deranged way a grocery store has ever displayed pasta sauce

>alaska airlines has a survey site for earning miles
>try it out on a whim
>try it out again, but in portugal
>get shadowbanned (can log in, but no surveys show)
>mfw I got banned from a travel website for traveling

I regret 2 inform you that for some reason the title reminds me of Mater Cars every time

yesterday I felt the slightest bit melancholy walking through Pike Place Market and seeing an uneaten macaron on the ground, bloated from Seattle rain

Dependabot desperately needs a "I couldn't possibly care less about ReDoS" setting

I'm still mad about this—work forcibly migrated us to Microsoft Loop, and the first thing I noticed about Loop's jankiness and unusability is that god-awful extra padding and line spacing everywhere that turns every list into an archipelago...sad to see Notion fall for it too

turns out we were the creatures being baited the whole time

Pop-up notification from Notion: Updated line spacing. Your pages now have more space between lines, for a cleaner reading experience.

thanks Notion but that's actually like, the exact opposite of what I wanted

close-up of a crow looking at the camera, but like so close there's lens distortion and oh lawd he got a SNOOT

>blackberries
>look inside
>red

a photo of three passports splayed on a carpet: a US passport, a Dominican passport, and a British passport

catch me at the border, they’ve even got a nickname for me

“a fucking nightmare - what do you mean three passports, the computer only wants ONE”

Two yellow electronic devices are positioned on a wooden surface. One is a compact gaming console with a directional pad and buttons, while the other is a tuning and metronome device, featuring various controls. Both devices have almost identical industrial design including an off-center screen, the same width, the same color, and three metal corner screws instead of four.

hey that's a nice design for a metronome! 🤔

On today’s episode of Cartoonishly Overt Sign We’re the Baddies: they’re taking the olive branch off the dime because it presents peace