hmm, I appear to be blocked by whoever you’re interacting with. I do hope it’s not a fellow legal academic, as that would be weird.

Shoe me the way.

Lest he crush poor horse, he use magic

Hovering slightly above said horse!

I happen to think it is the greatest video game story ever told but the telling of it is so specific to the experience of playing it that … well, I’ma wait and see and possibly never see

In Elden ring the central protagonist never speaks and the central antagonist is never seen or heard and exactly what even happens has been debated for years

No Lord of the rings is not a good analogy. Those are incredibly linear traditional narrative stories that led themselves very well to adaptation.

“100 million to adapt Ulysses” is still how I feel about it

I still can’t imagine how this can possibly work but I gotta admit… they’re all in, and Garland can direct.

Watch Wemby SOAR! 😤

This seems like a highly huggable dog and I would like to pet it and hug it unless the dog objects. What a fluffy friend!

“Coming home after a night of travel to a Bernese mountain dog“

ARE WE SURE THAT IS NOT ARGOS SHOE
IT LOOKS LIKE THEIR SIZE

CASE CLOSE

Nah my dress shoe

Share a gif from a Western you love

no Brasil eu acho vacilo ter um cachorro desses, mas aqui eu já pensei mil vezes, eles amam neve, amam criança, tem um vizinho que tem um e diz que ele é "une grosse patate d'amour" (uma grande batata de amor)

(This is exactly what happens anytime one returns home to a Berner, the only difference is that it is night)

ALT: a massive Bernese mountain dog attacks his human, takes a nice shoe, and absconds to his bed

“Coming home after a night of travel to a Bernese mountain dog“

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

GUYS blogging is not required for tenure come on now

The Branch Manager was really proud of this one

Someone has to do it

I gotta start reading the fine print on this stuff

update: I’ve been informed that it is in fact required for tenure. Damnit.

I do not think you specifically have a blogging problem

oh that’s your excuse for everything

Overhead view of a large black puppy lying on wooden floor in a sploot position

Garber says happy splooterday.

Giant Bernese mountain dog with ball in mouth

Floof programming will resume when i fly home this evening.

correct.