A series of Calvin and Hobbes strips from 08/28/1989 to 09/02/1989 about Calvin attempting to build a robot to make his bed for him.

That's a whole arc of Calvin and Hobbes strips.

and here I thought I was coasting on my rapier wit 🥲

why's my brain gotta do this to me

Hey, so, this is still getting traction, and I don't have anything of my own to promote, so go call your reps and tell them to vote no on H.R.8250

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art should disturb the comfortable and give me a boner

go watch Letterkenny

for context:

Berta, Wise Extrapolator {2}{G}{U} Legendary Creature — Frog Druid Increment (Whenever you cast a spell, if the amount of mana you spent is greater than this creature’s power or toughness, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.) Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Berta, add one mana of any color. {X}, {T}: Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token and put X +1/+1 counters on it. 1/4

Every time I see someone mention Berta, Wise Extrapolator, I say, "better believe it's Berta beef" and then I have to explain Letterkenny

i don't like that platner guy because a) nazi tattoo & b) if a genuine progressive was revealed to have a regretted nazi tattoo somehow they would be subjected to relentless attacks over it from places that're suspiciously quiet about platner. i consider that telling

I think in my mind it was opium, but garum has more applications 👍

A celebrity! In MY replies! 🤩

wow, I'm funny when I'm high

Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego

Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*

Bookmark'd

Oh, so it's your fault I'm awake

as someone who was in the news cycle for getting sexually humiliated by this same state mandated institutionalized transphobia and was almost outright denied a first time passport because of it, it fucking sucks seeing people say "um it's actually funny now because this is a bad tranny"

Just because Caitlyn Jenner is an objectively horrible person doesn’t mean it’s okay to deadname her. Please don’t.

a screenshot of the Powerpuff Girls looking incredulously at a signed and certified decree which states "CRIME IS NOW LEGAL!!!"

I mean, you could, but that would be political suicide. They'd probably go on to spend money to get you replaced/publicly humiliated/physically harmed. Remember, the ultra-wealthy don't think like you and I. To them, you're just an investment, and bad investments get cut off.

Happy birthday, Miss Paprika! I hope you have a wonderful day, and that this year gives you all that you wish for. 😃🎂🎉

Too much skin 😔

Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865).

The Nintendo Game Boy.
(It was released in 1989, and the final game released specifically for the system was Pokémon Yellow in 1999, but games continued to be backwards compatible for the system until 2001.)

Without saying your age, post your favorite film that released the year you turned 18.

A screenshot from Dave Chappelle's Netflix special, The Closer (2021). Dave is standing on a stage with a giant C in the background, and facing the audience. His fist is raised and he's shouting into the microphone. The caption reads, "I'm team TERF!"

This you, Dave?

"Hucks" = limp-wrist tosses with all the force of brushing lint from her dress

Kirk and Scotty looking at the Enterprise like Robert Redford and Woody Harrelson looking at Demi Moore

To quote the flavour text from the Magic: the Gathering card Goblin Matron, "there's always room for one more."

this poll is flawed.
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I'm 45, and I feel like I have more in common with people ten years my junior than five years my senior.

To put it another way: I was born in 1980. I'm being lumped in with people born in *1962.* By the time I was born, those people were college-aged. See the discrepancy?