Their IPO is gonna go nuts. They have all the correct magic words to ensorcel techbros.

One step closer to lightsabers…

They could nominate Karl fucking Marx to replace her and @schumer.senate.gov still needs to get all dems voting “no”.

Actually, he’d be more likely to do that for Marx. He seems to hate the left.

Well, morally bankrupt government officials seem to be a dime a dozen.

They’re called that because they’re trying to spy on everyone. The name is apt, but it just signals how divorced these people are from any sense of decency or respect for others.

The thread is a (very valid) critique of how the modern world really hates old folks, but this particular one gets me angry at every level of society

My kids’ high school uses QR codes to get to signups for in-school services. If a teen doesn’t have a smartphone they’re basically told to get fucked

True, but they’re even using Anduril for a fucking arms dealer.

Discovery for the defense on these cases is gonna be fun.

LOTR fans in general: Awesome, fun, generally good to hang out with.

LOTR fans who name companies after LOTR things: Just the fucking worst.

i support whichever candidate will vow to eradicate palantir and its owners

WWE could have had an amazing 1-night Wrestlemania.

The same was true last year.

But TKO will never consider going back to 1-night Wrestlemanias. They’d sooner sell off the company.

Nobody asked. Well, nobody who isn’t a third party thinking techbro.

“Soft Power” is a stupid euphemism for “diplomacy”. Palantir and its allies actively undermined diplomacy by putting megalomaniacs in charge of the USA and by destroying USAID.

Everyone at Palantir belongs in jail. Everyone.

Well, when you add him telling the pope to “remember who he answers to”, him depicting himself as Jesus/God, and his “spiritual advisor” saying that to be against him is to be against God I think we can assume that Trump’s god complex is having a hell of a week.

Between this, the Jesus pic, and him telling the pope to “remember who he answers to” Trump’s God Complex is running wild this week.

Probably helps that they spent years making sure cell phones were good enough for consumers to use and they had small scale usage to begin with rather than going worldwide immediately.

I have yet to use an LLM that I would have passed when I worked in QA.

Someone told Trump that you can make money in blockades so the waveform collapsed.

Gotta pronounce it Mah-moeth to get the full effect of U-ah-th.

Clearly we’ll have to go full-ridiculous and have a good old fashioned cadaver synod.

If all we can do is destroy his family name and legacy then I’ll take it.

Sliver Legion.

/Your definition of “worst” may vary

Awww, did they fall for an astroturf campaign that just turned out to be another propaganda wing of the GOP?

They’re trying to imply that the literal mayor of NYC hasn’t been successful because he’s getting a 7k+ tax return.

How nice of Kaine to actually wake up and argue against something this administration is doing after approving so many of Trump’s utterly unqualified appointments.

July 21 1935: The Führer orders a new reception hall and ballroom to "entertain foreign diplomats" at the Chancellery. Underneath the dance floor is an air raid shelter. A 2nd deeper bunker is built next to this in 1944, where he would spend his last days as the Reich collapsed.

It’s a little weird that they made up a new term for what’s been the standard evangelical/XtianNationalist position for a very very long time.

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Mmmmmmm taaaaasty

Kiddo asked nicely?

Take the win!

And, to be clear, 620ish kids was already 620ish too many.

All they're doing is creating the next generation of terrorists with a genuine grudge against America. One might almost think that that's the goal.

"Lebanon settlement movement" is a hell of a way to phrase "invading another country".

Unfortunately RFKJr lacks one of the two primary qualities that Trump looks for in his scapegoats.

He's neither a woman nor a minority.

Did Vance not have to study the Catechism and generally the rules for Catholic doctrine before converting?

Is that not a thing anymore?

I cannot imagine someone converting to a religion while remaining so breathtakingly ignorant about its tenets.