nose ring + tattoos = 40 years old

things i want to ban:
- naming parties after food items but no actual food at the party ☹️
- police siren sounds in music 😩

How badly do you want your favorite sports team to win? Put a dollar amount on it. Would you pay $20 for a win? How bout $100? $1000??

Now take that amount and bet on the opposing team.

Your team wins = you paid for it.
Other team wins = you get cash consolation.

I hope that Luigi Mangione "fans" are fans because they believe in what he allegedly stood for. I see a lot fanship that is starting to read "hot guy in a true crime plot" and nothing more.

meanwhile, we're also being trolled by an alleged #Enron comeback. 🇺🇸

it's a Florida address because all mail is digitized and processed in Florida. Just prison-industrial complex things. anyway, he should be there the next several days and possibly up to a month or more.

Smart Communications/PA DOC
Luigi Mangione #QQ7787
SCI Huntingdon
PO Box 33028
St Petersburg, Florida 33733

Did not win in #CosmicBaseball ticket lottery... luckily ticket link is ungated and not sold out. False scarcity busted! chilipeppersbaseball.flicket.io/tours/c5b6c1...

did Halo Top go out of business

what was way too expensive yesterday is cheap today 😭

Probably no raises for the marketing masterminds responsible for orchestrating a viral tote bag craze to distract the public from #TraderJoes move to render the NLRB unconstitutional, bc Trader Joes hates workers!

Although maybe plastic should be expensive to deter its excessive production, consumption, and waste 😫

The audacity to overcharge for cheap plastic

Anyone out there can hook me up with a 3.5% mortgage rate?

Brown sugar and grass jelly ice cream. Grass jelly bits freeze a little weird - may work better as a syrupy swirl. #HomemadeIceCream

Big duh. Bonus if pickled.

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