It’s structural, economic, emotional—pick your flavour of stress, they’re all on sale, bulk pricing.

It’s wild to me that workplaces preach “work-life balance” and then don’t pay a living wage…

You wanna know why your staff is unhappy?

I dare you to create a livable budget on their salary.

Finally got paid from my new job!

I make less now than when I was on EI.

Yay education?

My poor ass reading this like… ya’ll just have four extra pillows lying around 🤔 🤯

He slept through it like a baby! I’m thinking he must have had headphones in or something. So weird to see someone sleeping in our tiny airport lol

To be fair, I didn’t see the sleeping guy by the ship wreck

If you’re not playing piano at 1230 at the airport are you really living your life?

Mom: kiddos flight just departed! You can relax now until she gets there!

Me: *already waiting in the airport parking lot, running on four hours sleep* yeaaahhh, relax

I’m smoking weed on my front step.

My neighbour is smoking cigarettes on her front step.

She just sent me a FB Reel on messenger.

I guess this is 2025 🤣

Wish I could bottle whatever quality of mine it is that repels men so well.

Imagine the money I’d make 🤔

Little over 18 months actually, now that I’m more awake and caffeinated.

Almost two full years later J still calls sometimes.

I wish he didn’t.

I don’t answer, at least he didn’t leave a message this time.

I’m the type of person who organizes boxes in the freezer by size, labels facing outward.

My mom is the type of person who opens the boxes, rips them up (including the cooking instructions) and throws the unlabelled bags of food back into the freezer.

Living together is delightfully hilarious.

Why.

Someone tell me why the first and only job that I haven’t been screened out of in literal months… has a NINE step (NINE) recruitment process after initial screening, that can take 6-12 months.

#CantAffordAJob

.. in her defence, they did have great pockets.

Definitely can’t.

My mother returned shorts to Walmart a few weeks ago.

Today, we are going to re-purchase a pair of them.

Because not only does she get buyers remorse, she also gets returners remorse. 🫠

There’s been a guy ripping up and down my road all day on a dirt bike.

Bro, I can’t afford to leave the house…. Wtf is your job that you can afford the gas for that?!

My kids friend showed up out of the blue.

So while they hang out inside, I’m hiding outside.

My mom? Hiding with me.

😌

I really hoped to get a job right away after graduating with my degree.

Maybe that was unrealistic. Maybe the job market sucks.
Maybe I suck.

Either way, I’m onboarding today for a home care job, and concerningly tick all the boxes of the checklist for “a dementia client may do the following” 👀

Ahhh fooey, I got my hopes up for nothing.

Fuck boys, fuck boys everywhere, for as far as the eyes can see

Le sigh.

Made out with a guy last night for the first time in ages, trying not to secretly plan our wedding in my head.

#BeingCrazyIsHard

Dudes on online dating never cease to make me laugh. How weirdly on brand though.

One of the things I wanted to share with you guys: I finished my degree!

You were all so supportive, I just wanted to say thanks for that 🥰

The mini-split is roaring now, yes girl, let’s just add to the assault on my ears.

No big.

This whole room is a sensory nightmare.

The vinyl floors are bubbled, the lights are buzzing and ‘beam me up’ bright.

I’m not going to make it.

Earlier, I was rambling on about a podcast and a friend of mine asked me what that was..

O.O

Morning peeps!

Here’s hoping your Thursday is full of small pleasures, like the perfect temperature coffee. ☕️ 😌

Happy Belated Birthday !

This is awesome Karen, thanks! 🙏