“Epstein was an evil paedophile.”

“Yes, and did you see his spelling and grammar?”

Breaking News: Keir Starmer has forgotten he’s the Prime Minister

Unexpected #thetraitors #traitors #traitorsuk

Dignitas founder ends his own life through assisted death Ludwig Minelli, whose work had lasting influence on Swiss law, dies just days before his 93rd birthday

This is where staff discount comes in handy www.theguardian.com/society/2025...

Prince Andrew gives up royal titles including Duke of York after 'discussion with King'

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“When your bird is broken, will it bring you down…”

Alternative uses of a vaginal speculum

Did you know if you drop your phone in water, you can wedge it in this man’s bottom and it will completely dry out

“I would never have appointed Peter Mandelson had I known his links to Jeffrey Epstein, who I've never even heard of. I mean, who is he? Has anyone heard of him before? Certainly not me."

Really looking forward to seeing your show in Birmingham on Wednesday!

I’d watch it

Someone on Twitter requested me to add music to this

Ok, so this amused me much more than it should have

Your mam shouts at hotels and your dad paints roundabouts

I like a chicken challenge 🐓

I found a cute dog

Worst version of Family Fortunes I’ve ever seen

Always suspected Rippon was off her tits

The BBC have hacked the new series of MasterChef to pieces

My first review is in! 🙌 nottscomedyreview.wordpress.com

I have some distressing news for the Lord Mayor of Birmingham.

Your porn name is ALAN followed by a term related to hairdressing

Roses are red
Violets are mediocre

Thanks to everyone who correctly pointed out that my name is also alliterative and so it seems I have sealed my own impending death 👍🏼

😅

Ozzy Osbourne then Hulk Hogan, two celebrities with alliterative names. All eyes now on Gary Glitter.

New series of MasterChef is pretty short

Thanks mate!

I had a crack at stand up! More gigs forthcoming! Can you hear me? Is this thing on?