Microsoft: we’re now using AI to write over half of our code!

Everyone: yeah we can tell

I think my new plan is to outlive everyone. Once the competition is gone I can finally distinguish myself

I thought you were a Honda civic girl

*lying to my Mexican gf*: in America it’s actually the day of some head

*first of all, wear a shirt 🥵

I have a hangnail on my pinky toe that cannot be cut and it is also catching on everything. Consider this the note

With all the Pokémon hype I’m going to finish this nuzlocke I petered out on a while back. Pretty sure only the pidgeotto is an HM slave for fly and the rest are useable. Thru cinnabar on island 3, lets go

Heady Lamar

Monetizing the situation

Ban private cars in cities. Expand citi bike to include high speed tandem go-karts

Sitting my mom down and calmly explaining to her that the reels she sends me are gay

Pancake dinner
PANCAKE DINNER

they are wow. they're all there. right now in the same place, which is Mar-a-Lago. all gathered together

Tortas are significantly better than po boys but still pretty bottom tier by sandwich standards

Both po boys and tortas are heavily overrated sandwiches

More like god is meeting me

Kids these days don’t even know about the naked man in the camel logo

You’d think with the time travel thing they’d’ve figured that out

There’s a doctor who episode about this

The arguments against what he said are so bogged down in efficiency, and I can’t fathom why. The point of AI in the best possible light is to assist humans and human society. It can’t ever be compared to humans because a human beings value is not measured by their efficiency. It’s insane

I wouldn’t be super surprised if he could do it. He’s definitely been working out for years and years, and is the personality type to do bench press on leg day. Also 100% supplements test.

Jack Hughes :

Survivors bias

USA hockey rn

If I was president I would arrest every single person that treats Joe Rogan like he’s smart

I mean. Yeah. Have you ever been to court? Every court in the country is a nonstop clown show

Pretty hot !

5:30-6:30 PM dinner is goated. just one more thing old people were right about all along

Real ones remember disco biscuits nye 2013. Dropping logs on the dance floor is a nyc nye tradition