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Posts by Michelle Wisecarver
At the present moment I am not interested in anything politically beyond the destruction of the Republican Party as a viable political force. If we don't break the back of the conservative movement nothing else really matters. Whatever good shit you want to do won't happen.
Goddamnit, Cezary
This is the way. Now if only I can follow suit…
Haha, Markwaynemullin doesn’t know it’s now his job to fuck Corey Lewandowski
You are not. I adore The Cult.
New Q & A is up! My answers to subscriber questions on Epstein, AI, the Democrats, Kushner, and much more:
sarahkendzior.substack.com/p/epstein-an...
Hey, Democrats, go ahead and attend the State of the Union, but only if you react in real time with this silhouette as your spirit guide.
the end card to MST3K that says "keep circulating the tapes"
In retrospect this had a way larger effect on me then I ever could have imagined.
I’m so sorry that you’re having to navigate this. I know that it’s pure hell. I hope things are taking a positive turn. 🩵
Holy hell, where did you find this?!?
Andrew whatever-they-call-him-now in the back seat of a car today, looking crazed and old
The late Prince Phillip in the back seat of a car before (?) he died, looking old and crazed
Just a tribute to dear old father
“Earth is a pleasure cruise for 1000 people and we're all just the staff.”
Can’t share IG here & Tiktok censored their lyrics, so I am sharing it like this. But @subradioband.bsky.social is amazing. I love this so much.
If you walk into a man’s apartment and you don’t see ANY books, pick up your pussy and LEAVE!!! Go back outside!!!
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "what in the fuck is my life"
Bad Bunny gave his Grammy to Liam Ramos though I thought the most emotional moment of the night was when Kid Rock brought Erica Kirk up on stage and gave her herpes
If you thought Vance got a cold reception at the Olympics, wait until they introduce Kristi Noem at the Puppy Bowl.
Feckless, spineless twats. Goddamned worthless.
AWESOME, even. Goddamn, I hate when I make typos. 😭
I have to say - that rug is AWESOMW.
In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social
HOOOOOOLY FUCK!!!
AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! 😃
People who may want to have children in the future should bear this in mind: tear gas can have serious consequences for female reproductive health. The data on this isn't great but I would at least recommend ensuring you have a quality respirator or mask on at all times.
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
1/ BREAKING: Government documents reviewed by ProPublica identify Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa, 43, and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez, 35, as the two who fired their weapons during the deadly encounter with Alex Pretti in Minneapolis.
For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:
When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.
Goddamnit Bovino stole Stuart Little’s car, he’s getting away!
Politicians gotta start calling for Miller to go. Right now.