Julio

Mariners are giving sub .500 in September vibes.

I don’t understand how people are so worked up about the Mariners. They assembled a team that was good on paper but flawed. It’s like when the English had the Titanic built in Belfast and surprised it sank.

Oh wow just saw @nathanhb.bsky.social with a rally shoe on his head. How the mighty have fallen.

@wordsfromthewharf.com did you put this pitcher in the microwave or something wtf

What Will Wilson do now that Donovan is out?

Me the morning after the mariners win a series

Future World Series Hero Jonner Coe tyvm

JP highlandered Donavan

Your may have killed Donovan (or are the reason he’s not in the lineup because he’s coming to get a plate)

Fuck yeah

Are you doing a brown sugar crust?

When people talk about how Babe Ruth would hit against Ohtani, I think it would be similar to Miller pitching to the Mariners

Things more enjoyable than this game:

Getting your ear flushed out due to an ear infection.

What a banger of a game. Game shouldn’t be this close

Podcast names:
“A Bit of Wisdom”
“Your Hour of Wisdom”
“Financial Wisdom”
“How About Some Wisdom?”

Mirrors are woke and the closers job is to CLOSE. They are in a union and you NEVER take away someone’s job

What an impressive meltdown. I cannot stop laughing.

If you don’t like that then you don’t like mariners baseball

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA HOLY SHIT

Dan too busy putting away the frozen machine to pull Munoz. I know one player who is NOT getting sprinkles tonight

Holy shit lmfao

Lmfao Jesus Christ

How does it feel to know you were the one holding him back

@samueljoseph51.bsky.social my nightmare continues

I’m happy for Hancock but I don’t appreciate him making me look bad when I was speaking ill of him prior to the season. He needs to confirm my narrative

MLB needs to hire a better editor

Me and the boys talking about baseball without mentioning fangraphs or baseball savant

Well… here’s to thinking that Astros series wasn’t an outlier. Terrible ABs from Cal and Julio

Me when the boss asks a simple question but I haven’t been paying attention for a couple months