Reminder that I am available for work.

BREAKING: Bluesky is not DEAD. It just getting some dick. We've all been there cnn.com

Sony made up and planted the "Saddam Hussein stole thousands of PS2's" story to make people mad at him and not Sony for how bad availability was for like 8 months.

2 Screenshots from the movie "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World" (2010): First, a wide-eyed man stares ahead with two friends behind him in winter clothes, snow falling lightly around them; subtitle reads, "That poster needs more exclamation marks." Second, a close-up of two identical posters on a brick wall promoting a battle of the bands event, filled with dramatic text and multiple exclamation marks, as a character stands in front of them; subtitle reads, "Oh, man, we're gonna get killed."

Apr 21st - It's Amp Vs Amp as Sex Bob-Omb takes on The Katayanagi Twins. Two bands enter, one band leaves at the Toronto International Battle of the Bands.

📽️📅 Scott Pilgrim vs. the World (2010)

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Dirt 3 still rips. Doesn't feel 15 years old. Could release it today with no changes and it would be a 5 star game.

Genuine question

If people left Twitter to come over here to not deal with the dumb bullshit that's over there why is my feed constantly filled with screenshots that people take over there and bring here

what are y'all doing with your lives

He Ternus my Apple till I Cook

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

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they're auctioning off Cormac McCarthy's Lotus Esprit on Hagerty, and I fear I need her

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

🎶this is how legends are made🎶

Gotta nuke something.

The Shocking Secrets of Madison Square Garden's Surveillance Machine Famously vengeful Knicks owner Jim Dolan has long spied on people at his iconic arenas. WIRED goes deep inside the operation that allegedly tracked a trans woman, lawyers, protesters, and more.

Using facial recognition tech, the Knicks surveilled a trans woman, tracking her every move out of fear she'd show up on MSG's tv broadcast

And they can do it to any "enemy" of Jim Dolan, who's built his own deep state. From @noahshachtman.bsky.social & me @wired.com www.wired.com/story/madiso...

Gimli: i never thought I'd die without trying some elf pussy Legolas: what about some elf bussy? Gimli: *inquisitive look*

Bsky's broken so nobody will see me post this

I need this website to just work because I keep hoping the reason it doesn’t is that finally happened and y’all overloaded the servers celebrating it

Superman and Batman - World's Finest Trailer YouTube video by Damage, Inc.

Bought it on VHS at a con back in '01. Dumb as hell but I loved it. Same guy made a "sequel" of sorts a few years later, with the same Batman actor:

Oh yeah this is the good shit right here.

This morning I remembered Batman: Dead End existed. Bring back goofy fan films of the early 00's.

a Mii version of Blahaj, the stuffed shark from IKEA and latter-day trans icon, says "trans rights... I always wanted to say that"

✨ iconic ✨

andre drummond is six weeks younger than ariana grande

Remember that time when Game Informer "leaked" Bully 2?

Except, y'know, it was bull𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵?

Dudes rock.

Welcome to the revolution, Comrade Scott.

Perfection

"u up? Got mudkip costum"

Nazis: Military invades and controls huge chunk of Europe.

Iran: Our biggest city doesn't have water.

Yeah bro same threat level.

Oh word?