Ah, the classic back and forth of "should we do something?" and "we should do something!" while the mustache twirling villain sets up the fifth person tied up on the train tracks in the past *hour*.
... A bit too real, tbh.
Commission for @terantic.bsky.social
Darius had achieved the grandest size he could imagine, but he still wanted so much more. Even as time bends around his physique, as he surpassed entire layers of dimensions, his need for more continues.
Read it here: www.furaffinity.net/view/64622978/
Gonna post the strangest yet most appropriately asexual thing I've ever written out in the open here, but...
Speaking as someone who has gotten off to an excel spreadsheet, I'd say that's a valid conclusion.
A cake is being sliced, with the one slicing it taking 80% of the cake and leaving one slice. The large portion is labeled "kinks and fetishes," while the smaller portion left behind is labeled "sex."
Remember that just because someone is kinky as all get-out, doesn't mean they're into sex, too.
This International Asexuality day, be mindful of your friends who want to do the kinks, hold the genitals.
Bust of an extremely muscular t-rex with feather Mohawk and glowing eyes.
Rex was once a scrawny little science nerd until he unlocked the power to break the laws of thermodynamics and became a limitless font of energy.
No hints on where all that limitless power is going, heh.
Art by @somnusfox.bsky.social. Gift from @terantic.bsky.social .
Second best time to start is now.
Y'all can thank @deadanthro.bsky.social for my macro March Pic for the year.
Gerard is always a fantastic choice for this.
Thank you, DA!
Oh! So *you're* the Crotchety Axe Guy.
I recently moved in with
@terantic.bsky.social and @roscoegator.bsky.social! I'm in charge of making food for everyone (and getting everyone to the gym!), but sometimes I go a bit overboard.
This table spread is based on what I made for Thanksgiving!
Art by @guzreuef.bsky.social.
Recently, @aranai.bsky.social moved in with @roscoegator.bsky.social and I. He's quite the talented chef and very pleasant company.
Art by @guzreuef.bsky.social
this is the bestest n sexiest story ever, btw
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**TL;DR: September 2024 - cartel war in my city + COVID + computer failure started a 16-month cascade. Couldn't work, couldn't afford repairs, fell into debt spiral. Worked a 30-hour marathon in August/September trying to catch up -Opening emergency 2d commissions
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Assistance acknowledged.
Dispensing medication.
Bull paladin to sweep you off your hooves.
MMmMMmMMmMmmMm... CHIP
This is just DarkSydePhil.
Here's some 2025 goodness for ya'll. A commission I did for @terantic.bsky.social as a gift for someone. This came out spectacular and I had fun working on all the details.
#furryart #tkorcaart
Training to move mountains...
Patreon Reward for Terantic
When the edible hits and you're in a really old and really boring video game.
Like watching a bunch of people watch someone smash their hand with hammers and going "Yeah, that seems fun", at least to me.
... Then you get the hundreds of videos of people clicking the Blood of Heroes in the Plaguelands not knowing what it is and subsequently ending their run without consent.
In the teeth of being next to, in many respects, a smoother and far less frictional experience, many do prefer and pick the clunky one.
Some of it is nostalgia, sure. But people are still iterating on it. Seeing 'hardcore mode' transition from a mod to something officially supported was (con't)
I'm playing this in 2026 for some godforsaken reason. And it's made me think about older online games and now their popularity endured in spite of the hostile design elements.
Vanilla WoW vs its current iteration are entirely different games with the former having many "wut" design choices (con't)
It's interesting to read this in a time where I picked up FFXI. And I'm hilariously enjoying it BECAUSE of its obtuse weirdness.
I feel @aranai.bsky.social described it best by remarking how he wouldn't call the game *fun*, but he would call it *satisfying*.
I'm still thinking about this point.
Those... Eyebrows...
In every erp mistell I've ever seen in an mmorpg, it's never not funny when the word 'bulge' gets typo'd for 'bugle'.
Yeah, sure, the cat girls are fucking each other with their magicked platonic dicks. Big whoop.
But one of them is also an artist and playing a musical instrument mid-coitus.
every single time i see a nightclub ad in a major city i think of this classic tweet
Cel shade comm for @terantic.bsky.social
