I feel like Diddy Kong under the effects of the disease

TFW your mom went to the moon, but she came back

鼻が大きいボルゾイ。がんぼるぞい。

translation:
I'm a Borzoi with a big nose.

To all who celebrate

"i could probably pilot a ship through the straight of hormuz" -next big thing 80% of men secretly believe about themselves

gowron billboard above a he is risen sign

new yorker headline: THIS EASTER, AN AMERICAN POPE CONFRONTS AN AMERICAN WAR

*movie trailer guy voice*

Me: ok, that's the last straw

My manager at the straw mine: great job, let's head back

lmfao @ today's Achewood

Screenshot of Joker and Batman from the Adam West Batman series surfing. Joker says "Cowabunga, Bat-Drip! As surfers go, it looks like you're all wet! Ahahaha!", to which Batman replies "Shut the fuck up! Fuck you!"

GenX won’t shut up about the Challenger explosion but my age cohort has borne the Columbia explosion silently.

Not one for theories of everything (other than the housing theory of everything, duh), but I do think "we undermined the material basis for patriarchy without destroying its grip on the collective imagination, thereby driving many people insane" is a sort of skeleton key to most of what's happening.

I’m at ICE HQ

Democratic consultants: To replicate Mamdani’s success with the young people we must appeal to their short attention spans with memes and TikTok

Mamdani (actual quote): In the fifth century in what we now know as Ireland, a British warlord named Coroticus had laid waste to the countryside

I think Venezuela should be allowed to capture our president now

An ancient Aztec pot shaped like a crab with extremely goofy eyes and mouth.

I love it when a museum has an exhibit that's just a lil guy

weird name but i guess it worked

Ted Chiang responds to the article going around that asks if the left is missing out on AI: “I don’t know. Is the left missing out on ICE?”

Auric Goldfinger taunts a restrained Bond laying on a laser table

#5 Goldfinger (1964) - “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die” is undoubtedly the most famous line delivered by a villain in the entire franchise, in this instance uttered by the gold-obsessed Auric Goldfinger, made all the more potent by Bond’s famous retort: “Fuck you, you piece of shit.”

In a hotel room, a brick wall that has obviously had a huge hole repaired

Pretty sure the Kool-Aid man stayed in this hotel room once

Lol nice gyre dude. You widening that shit?

THE WORLD'S FIRST PRECISION CANNABIS SIX PRECISE EXPERIENCES IN 20 MINUTES OR LESS

I rebuke Founder Mindset weed. That’s not weed that’s homework

Longtime News10 anchor Dick Cable, on Sacramento TV for 29 years, dies at 89 Cable started as an anchor for the station in 1969.

Cable started as an anchor for the station in 1969.

ME: Clavicular tried to give some advice but gets Dairygooned by a bunch of gymcel ASU
Freshman Moids who couldnt get any foids
Do you think these guys were just trying to jestermax and jestergoon Clav because he was on stream?
NURSE AT THE PSYCH WARD: Under Section 5150 you have been involuntar

They're both creepy

WOKE 2 IS HERE

Hey, the common loon called. Yeah, it was hauntingly beautiful

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

Thanks. Where do you stand on abolishing ICE? If you think it should continue to exist after these abominations, you don’t have my vote.