Exactly

The station mgr came tearing down the hall when I said on air that I'd seen a fellow host's nipples... a male colleague...at the YMCA pool.

I'm elder genx. I know the routine well! I was really making a commentary on the president's Easter post.

I understand that. It was a reference to the president's Easter post.

I was referring to the president's Easter post

I'm aware. I'm referring to the president's Easter post.

I know, right?

Exactly!

Many years ago, I cohosted a morning show on a classic rock radio station. We weren't allowed to say shit. Like, literally, we weren't allowed to say the word "shit" on air.

Stay focused, kindred 🕯️

Printed out just one eye of "La Bella" (painted in 1536 by Titian), put it in a thrifted frame (50¢) and hung it in the guest bathroom for a fun lil surprise.

Every week, the oval office looks more and more like a cheap Vegas wedding chapel in a musical comedy about a cheap Vegas wedding chapel.

One of the hardest universal truths I ever learned was, "if they wanted to, they would."

Yep! That's exactly the blend I used. I used a pastry brush to coat the nooks and crannies. I didn't love the recipe I used and will likely try a different one next time

you guys... I picked up a castle shaped bundt pan at the thrift store yesterday. In hindsight, I prob should have just dusted it with powdered sugar 💀😂💦

Just over a year ago I lost my job in corporate marketing. I've long since given up looking, but last nite I dreamed I got another corporate job. The dream was set in the 1980s when pantyhose were dress code for women. It was a nightmare on so many levels.

Irrelevant metaphors work too.

Newscasters need to figure out how to say they're joining live remarks without talking over said remarks. It makes me incredibly anxious.

Thinking about how when I was a kid, serving anything on "toast points" made it a schmancy hors d'oeuvre, and it was just toast cut into triangles.

It's that time of year when I can't leave the house without buying more packets of seeds. I'm basically a chipmunk with a debit card.

Yeah. Keep that shit to yourself.

This one time, a guy delivered my new dryer and HE DIDN'T SPEAK ENGLISH... and I don't speak Spanish, so I typed what I wanted to tell him into Google translate and showed him my phone and he read it and it took about 30 seconds and everyone lived happily ever after. The End.

Wondering if I'd sell more books if I did reels of me tapping on the covers with coffin nails while wearing eye gels and heatless hair curlers? 🤔

Special Announcement! Just learned you can saute romaine lettuce! I had leftover chopped onion, tomatoes, and romaine from taco nite, so I tossed it all into a scramble with eggs, mushrooms, garlic and salt & pepper 🤌 so good.

My late mother always had a thousand little projects going. She used to whisper to herself, "just gotta keep movin'." She also used to take many little breaks in a day. I think about that every time I force myself to just sit for a minute.

Self care is blocking mean people who post nonsense.

My internet is down and I've been in the live chat queue w my provider for over an hour. I have a feeling they just park all their customers and ignore us until they fix their shit.

"wintery mix" sounds like a delicious party treat. It is not ❄️ 🌨️ 🌧️ 🌩️ ⛈️

This is leadership ❤️