Ain't no fucking WAY....

The “music for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody” tour.

Schrodinger's cat's box's landlord.

Make sure you're in New Orleans for this (or, and I'm being VERY geographically generous here, somewhere between Houston and Pensacola).

House leaders pull Endangered Species Act bill The chamber was poised to vote on the Republican legislation Wednesday afternoon. Its future is now in limbo.

House leaders pull Endangered Species Act bill - E&E News by POLITICO | Great news, Republicans didn’t have the votes to gut endangered species protections.

A traffic rule-ignoring tiny cop driving a Ram!? WHAAAAAT!!!???

Study of the Heads of Two Old Men, by Philippe de Champaigne, 17th c, 📸 by @adampantozzi

When Einstein developed general relativity the closest thing to a practical application that could even be imagined at the time was a slightly more precise description of where to look for the planet Mercury in the sky, and yet now we’d all be literally lost without it.

Anyway: fund basic research.

Stanley Kubrick would be proud of the thousand-yard stare zoom in camera work.

College football rivalry week would absolutely wreck this poor fella.

Tweet from Reverend Jordan Wells: "Why So Many Protestants Are Done with the Modern Papacy I respect Catholicism deeply, but this is exactly why so many Protestants have major issues with the current direction of the Vatican. The Pope’s clear liberal political bent is impossible to defend."

This is an incredible tweet.

... good lord, my coffee hasn't even kicked in this morning.

It is with no pleasure that I'm telling you, whatever image of a Bible thumping spotlight hogging freak show comes to mind from the phrase "Indiana Lieutenant Governor," the real thing is probably worse.

ok the Mr. Beast lawsuit, let’s go.

step 1: don’t do this, or this, or this, or this

It's a shame so few journalists today will do more than this stenography

"alarmed some public health experts" oh good another area where journalism refuses to say who's right

Favorite scene in All The President’s Men: Woodward & Bernstein attend White House Correspondents Dinner, hobnob with Nixon Administration officials, have such a swell time that they back off Watergate investigation so they don’t lose their access.

Politicians just seem to have given up trying to explain the world as it is to people. It's a huge problem.

I mean, this kinda makes perfect sense?

USERS: you're alienating the people who actually use your product

BLUESKY: code is now vibe

USERS: what

BLUESKY: pictures go sideways

ohhh myyyy.

A half shrimp, half oyster po-boy (aka the "peacemaker")

You swim in sewage filth and drive with dead animals in your car you are patient zero of everything in this country you even brought new shit here there's gonna be RFK Disease by the time you leave office/die/destroy the local water table whenever you're buried

Mark Burnett should be tried for crimes against humanity.

What’s the weirdest planet in the solar system? All the sun’s planets are oddballs. But some are more so than others

Today is Earth Day, so let me tell you that our home world is the weirdest one in the solar system, and the competition is pretty stiff.

www.scientificamerican.com/article/what...

🔭 🧪

It doesn’t matter how unpopular he becomes; Trump is an opportunity to achieve the long-held goals that many people leading our institutions refuse to waste.

Me, watching the Strokes Coachella set: "Well all right now!"
Me, reading these takes: "... oh, right. Most celebrities are dumb as posts."

Something, something "protect women's sports!" something something.

Sadly, my team WAS on this list until last night.

Journalists–and the moderators–better ask the skeptics about the unpublished study at the NAS meeting, or else they have failed.

"suggesting that the FBI was using that intelligence to help these groups?"
...wwweeelllllllllllllll?