Matt Damon playing a 14th century French knight that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mullet. Beard. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and cigarette smoke.

Matt Damon while playing Odysseus who also looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Long, skinny beard. Smells like horseshit, pine tar, and perhaps Mediterranean herbs.

Matt Damon playing a 19th century cowboy that looks like a third baseman for the Phillies. Mustache. Shaggy hair. Smells like horse shit, pine tar, and definitely chewing tobacco.

Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies.

Imagine making AI bird slop when bald eagles capture red tailed hawk chicks to eat and then their little brains decide to raise them already exist 🪶

a tiny brown bunny (marsh rabbit i think) in the grass

walked by this bunny twice and each time i stopped, pointed at it, and whispered ‘you are so small!!!’

we all know I have no life, so:

Remember, Democrats have repeatedly advanced measures to ban partisan gerrymandering and Republicans have voted against them time after time.

This is the game Republicans wanted to play. OK, then.

as it becomes clear that Yes has won in VA and gerrymandering will pass, a message to Republican voters:

you brought this on yourselves

you convinced the most fairness-obsessed, That Wouldn’t Be Fair-minded voters in the country to affirmatively vote to put you in the dumpster

you earned this

Pokémon - Nap Time

I'll be honest with y'all, I stopped counting how many Pokémon are hidden in this piece. So your guess is as good as mine.

The real failure to look in the mirror is academics falling back on comfortable “we’re partly responsible because we enforced left wing orthodoxy“ thinking rather than the less comfortable truth that Trump/MAGA are bad faith actors who will only be satisfied with resegregated MAGA academies

🧵Spotted in Country Aotearoa New Zealand:

A woman (20s?) is sitting on top of a picnic table looking out over a pristine water hole.
Legs swinging idly.
Expression dreamy.
A mist travelling over the water.
Bird song coming from every direction.
This is peace. (1)

Factory
Painting study

a bee perched on a small blue flower

a white-tipped pink tulip standing out from double purple tulips in the background

a branch of a pink redbud tree in bloom

a coral azalea bush in the foreground with a dark pink redbud tree and a light pink azalea visible behind it

getting out to the botanical garden in springtime healed me 🌷🌱🐝🌸🌿

The way profit maxxing corpo culture has invaded every form of art through algorithms pushing people into daily posting is really weighing on me lately. Efficiency and regularity of making "content" being prized above all else feels so grim, man.

On this day in 2019, I witnessed one of the coolest things ever. A lenticular cloud lit-up by a setting sun over the Perito Morena Glacier in Argentina.

A tall stem floats above a sea of green leaves. There are white flowers on the stem that are shaped like little pairs of pants, sort of.

A Very Long Day. But I did see some flowers!

(Dutchman’s Breeches) #NativePlants 🌿 #BloomScrolling

"The Night Feeling" - my oil painting

Federal judge unloads on ‘unserious’ RFK Jr., says anti-trans policy showed his ‘cruelty’ Judge Mustafa T. Kasubhai vacated the “Kennedy Declaration,” finding it unlawfully attempted to override medical standards and restrict care for transgender youth.

Breaking: HHS’s ban on gender-affirming care is struck down. Rarely have I read a ruling this sharply worded.

“This case is one of a long list of examples of how a leader’s wanton disregard for the rule of law causes very real harm to very real people.”

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now begins my plan to befriend any kiwis that visit my town by offering them feijoas 😂 jokes aside guavas grow really well here so i hope it will grow up big and strong and give me lots of delicious fruit

this is a feijoa, also known as pineapple guava. new zealand is nuts for them and i’ve been on the hunt for a plant ever since i got back and realized you can grow them in florida. today i just happened upon one at lowes while picking up dirt!!!

being unable to find something healthy and delicious in new york city is the biggest skill issue of all time

the thing to remember is that by the time FDR takes office the depression had been going for three years and the hoover administration looked like a bunch of do-nothing assholes. loudly and visibly saying "we are working to fix the problem!" was meant to bring some calm to the storm. it worked!

i am now a proud parent of a feijoa tree

stars on ice was so fun last night! here’s a little clip i took of Alysa spinning. i love her spins 🩵

My painting COASTAL POPPIES

i can't help but think about 10 or 11 years ago when conservatives insisted that obama was uniquely anti-catholic because his administration thought that catholic-led orgs could just fill out a form if they didn't want to cover contraceptives in their health plans for employees.

"A community is democratic only when the humblest and weakest person can enjoy the highest civil, economic, and social rights that the biggest and most powerful possess."
A. Philip Randolph, born on this day in 1889

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand:

In a toy shop: A man (80s?) is studying a great wall of board games. He says with heartfelt sincerity to the owner: "I want to get my grandson something he'll enjoy for his birthday. He's a lovely boy. And I'd like to see him happy." (1)

Hello #PortfolioDay!

I'm Bird, a queer artist based in Maine with a love of all things nature. I love working with nature organizations and brands, email me if you'd like to work together! 🦆

birdillustration.contact@gmail.com

"evan bates outlives" stocks are UP 📈📈📈

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto

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The point of the university as a concept is that it's been here for a thousand years and meant to be here another thousand. Turning education over to producing what the market needed five years ago is never going to work well.