Met a celebrity 💜💜💜

I might do more Dyke Dog again soon after a long pause but heres some of my faves

I keep telling myself that it's better than not fixing the road, as they pound the ground so hard that it shakes my building

this could double as the tagline for the @rifftrax.com season of mst3k

you know you're dealing with quality when the only things in the cast and crew that have blue links are the concepts of cast and crew

🎶🎵 i want a girl with a short dick and a looooooooong second dick 🎵🎶

and sometimes they start doing roadwork outside your window at 9:30pm

sometimes you make dinner and it just kinda suxxx :/

yeah, it's less of a conspiracy than just a lie of omission. but also I don't really believe in any conspiracies

although that's less of a conspiracy and more of a lie

let's just say ronan farrow's nickname ought to be "young blue eyes"

also I'm glad to see the smilex corporation is still doing well in nyc in 2007. like how they started selling the ford bronco again a few years ago after they figured the OJ association had died down

I'm positively chugging these games. I finished the second one (blackwell unbound, which I did in like two sittings) and I'm starting blackwell convergence tonight. turns out I love these characters and this world. that dave gilbert sure can write a game

well he coated his mouth with the runoff batter so it balances out to one perfectly cooked waffle

*star wars voice* april the twentieth be with you

The Simpsons - Homer's Moon Waffles YouTube video by Dezebel

I can't explain why today of all days I'm thinking about homer simpson's patented space age out of this world moon waffles. just something about today. idk

Vincent D'Onofrio pig tweet directly below @littlefreaklibrary "I hope Gene Wolfe got to be picked up by a real big lady at least once"

A real big lady : Gene Wolfe :: Vincent D'Onofrio : pigs

happy 7th anniversary

Yesterday @reified-systems.itch.io pointed out that Basil's face from this Fawlty Towers VHS collection is nearly exactly The Expression from Disco Elysium, and my mind is blown.

I genuinely think this may be the original inspiration! So many details match up

(to the tune of london bridge is falling down)

also also, happy uta pippig day to all who celebrate. patron saint of getting the job done even after you shit yourself

also, happy rosie ruiz day to all who celebrate. patron saint of half-assers and corner-cutters the world over en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rosie_R...

happy patriots day to my fellow massholes. I'm only patriotic when it means you can get drunk on the green line at 9am

it's aggressive cuddle monday with catbrush threepwood

catbrush found the sash to one of my robes and she's been carrying it around all day

the baby brush is going full extension

And where there was only one set of giant footprints, that is when Sasquatch carried me.