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Going to tell my kids this was the Michael biopic

Goddamn do I love Round 1 of the playoffs.

It's quaint now. Shouldn't be, but it is.

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

Probably the only reason this "open secret" broke out.

The Absolute Hell of Watching a Movie at the Alamo Drafthouse in 2026 Once America's most promising movie theater chain, the Alamo Drafthouse has become a QR-coded symbol of corporate enshittification.

@davidehrlich.bsky.social raises the alarm once more on the absolute enshittification of Alamo since the Sony takeover–with the QR-code nightmare we're all living in as the end-stage for Alamo's current union-busting, audience-repelling environment.
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Carnival barker turning on the freaks. Love to see it.

That's fine I'll just never cross the street again

It's a journey!

Pathetic, man

I don't want to see another single fucking repost of a concerned Democratic politician unless they're saying they'll do this.

An all-timer. Might sit and give it one more read-through tonight before we do a bunch of war crimes.

It's all they do on here, all day every day.

He could drop a nuke tonight and there'd just be more posting about it.

Happy 17776 immortality day!

(maybe Jon had it right all along and circumnavigating the moon was the trigger)

OT-WINNING HAT TRICK GOAL FROM SARAH FILLIER 🚨🚨🚨

2006: Hey man be cautious with anything you read on that site, they just let any random nerds edit it, you know?

2026: Wikipedia is the last and greatest bulwark against the fascist misinformation industrial complex and must be protected at all costs!

The Eye of Boer-on

Opinion so bad it caused a retrograde ejaculation

Boeing murked those whistleblowers for way less than this. Just saying.

Seeing ICE detaining people at airports is so sickening and so are the details about the LGA plane crash. Just a fraction of the money they’re using to brutalize families could be spent on rehiring air traffic controllers, who they fired so they could brutalize more people

He started a war, didn’t know how to win it, was immediately over his head, became quickly overpowered by an enemy he vastly underestimated, and now is trying to sue for peace and then convince you that this was a victory. Dying empires produce leaders like this

Wasn't a Twitter user in the early 2010s, but I met my wife through an offline friend who invited one of her moots to her party. Forever grateful.

Maybe 20% of the movie was about that, and afterwards I couldn't shake the feeling he was just barely telling that story so he could tell his "two weird guys fighting over their daughter" story instead.

His failure to speak to the current moment in 3 stage appearances tonight confirms that feeling.

Yep

Yeah. Still don't get it, but at least Sinners got its flowers.

Search your camera roll for "Hell"

We just watched Hamnet last night, and once I was finally done sobbing I thought to myself "Good or bad, at least the Buffy reboot is in capable hands"

Welp :(

A quintessential "That Guy!" I legit got excited to see him.

I'm feeling very attacked