I'd hazard that, if her solution is "abort all fetuses that might be trans, the damage isn't a repaired as she claims.

"Because of an editing error, an earlier version of this article misstated which day the New York Mets suffered their 11th straight loss. It was on Sunday, not Monday. Even the Mets cannot lose on an off day."

Two copy editors high-fiving so hard right now

Until redistricting, I was in the same district as a town more than 150 miles away. The whole district is more than 200 miles long, but there are sections you can throw a baseball over.

Me talking to anyone in their 20s: 2 panel pic of Spike speaking to Buffy. I've been alive a bit longer than you. And dead a lot longer than that.

It does feel like this sometimes

if i lived in popeye town and one day i saw a ropy little sailor punch a huge guy so hard his skeleton flew out of his mouth thats the only thing i would talk about for the rest of my life

Regretful Conservative Wakes Up To Find He Drunkenly Got Nazi Tattoo Removed

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My little shits would. Don't tempt them.

the Virginia state flag, which features a vaguely roman woman with on tit bared, standing on the neck of a guy who might be Caesar. the motto below is sic semper tyrannis--thus always to tyrants. extremely baller tbh

may we all strive to fulfill the promise of the Virginia state flag (tits out, tyrants underfoot)

Drowning meme, showing Bluesky leadership paying attention to AI while the codebase drowns, and why's phone dead at the bottom

If you see a woman or non-white person employed in a position of authority or a high-skill specialty and your response is to assume they were hired as a result of a DEI hiring policy, you are the reason why DEI hiring policies exist.

republicans will yowl and piss and moan and that to my mind is all the reason to do it

Taken from "Critter Science" blog: A squirrel with dark coloration, just an amazingly large tail, and long tufted ears that point slightly backwards. Along the long-thin body are orange, white and black striping. The tail looks almost exactly like one of those dust-trapping dusters.

The Tufted ground squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis) is a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in floof.

Let's start with the *FLOOF* & talk about why they're called "VAMPIRE SQUIRRELS" last.

They have the largest tail: body size ratio of any mammal on Earth: the tail is *130%* the size the body.

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A.I. ‘Hallucinations’ Created Errors in Court Filing, Top Law Firm Says

There's a lot of talk about how people will need to retrain to be able to use AI, but my sense is in many fields, there will be a premium on being able to demonstrate true mastery (or even competence), and that will largely be done through oral communication.

Yeah because April ends with an L

At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

I mean, I know he did this with both Kitty and Jubilee.

DAMN YOU, TODLER BIDEN!!!

"Why are the places with all the people influencing elections? I thought this was a democracy!"

“I’m the best at what i do, but what i do is… [lifts one leg, farts loudly]”

A pink baseball cap with red lettering that says "avoiding meningitis and meningeneral"

Good morning. Sometimes the best prevention strategy is a sense of humor. If it doubles as a fashion statement, we support that too.😆

now every fuckjack company wants you to download an app or make an account just to buy a fucking sandwich or a new pair of pants, and it really does make you want to incarcerate the CTOs and tech CEOs responsible in a giant sea world tank full of angry stingrays

Me: Do you think Gritty and Grimace are cousins?

Interviewer: I meant questions about the job

People who were openly rooting for a president-for-life a year ago mad about gerrymandering sounds like you’re just losers who don’t like losing

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Explaining to @sarahday.org that upsetting my routine during Autism Acceptance Month is a hate crime

"you get more conservative as you get older" literally whomst, because everyone I grew up with has gone from the centrist Dem politics we learned from our boomer parents to "burn the whole fucking system down." Including my boomer parents

impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community