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SOME LIKE IT HOT (1959) 🏳️‍🌈 My Favorite Queer Movie YouTube video by Q Up The Movie

On occasion, I talk about queer media. This is one of them

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The ending sucks.

What an epic.

And happy everything!

Taking less than an hour to make a full
golden sculpture..that’s the real miracle
of God or whatever

The Red Sea parting took over six months to complete. Worth it!

This really is epic filmmaking

The most sensible character asking where they are going shouldn’t be Edward G Robinson as Dathan

Ok. The Hebrew slaves are free after four hundred years and they leave Egypt like well off upper east side wives and in utterly high maintenance fashion.

This fucking movie

Dude, you don’t even know your captain had a son in your army. Asshole

Like Eleazar, I too have questions but mine are sort of rude.
#10Commandments

Ok this sequence with the angel of death is moody, eerie and gorgeous

Yeah.

Character motivations are all over the place.

Yvonne and Anne in their only scene.

It does technically pass the Bechdel test but only just. #10Commandments

Lord.

This writing is riddled with plot holes.

It’s not very effective

“Miriam is always right”

Except when she sees a chariot in Goshen.

Well.

Maybe the Hebrews being fickle was fairly foreshadowed

Lord

The miracles….

God says “I am that I am”

Zaza sang “I am what I am”

The Burning bush..

That is all.

Another bi moment incoming

Heston carries John Derek. (For fifteen seconds)

Sir Cedric exits the movie and the movie isn’t better for it. #10Commandments

I can’t stand this entire sequence

If we took shots for every time bondage was mentioned, the cause of death would be alcohol poisoning

Now having given Anne Baxter her props, Yvonne DeCarlo can get it

These sisters and the sisters from Pirates of Penzance are fucking heinous

And even the bedouins get the blues

Yvonne DeCarlo is so luscious that even I could say “Hey mama”

But anyhow, those sisters are fucking ridiculous

I haven’t even mentioned the bisexual Henry Wilcoxon yet but google him. You’re welcome

Also. Shut the fuck up DeMille

Oh Edward G. Robinson.

Brooklyn gangster by way of Ancient Egypt

I’ve acted in a Ken Ludwig play, so I’m not unfamiliar with bullshit dialogue but this is trying me on a whole new fucking level.

There is some ultra religious style guilt from the Pharaoh to Moses

Also. Old Testament god is a prick.