Contra

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Keep at it! You WILL be that person one day if you do.

Ryan Leaf?

Wow!

Rocket O' Love by The Knack on Apple Music Song · 1991 · Duration 3:11

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It would have really tied the whole thing together if in the fifth panel the big reveal was they were both riding penny-farthings while they were talking to each other.

Apple Juice and snow tires.

Ronald Reagan was president when I was stationed overseas. I got a BUNCH of vaccines when I arrived there.

Worst. Drinking game. Ever.

Happy Birthday Robert Smith!

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Now we wait another 23 outs for the next hit, if past performance is indicative of future results.

Yesterday:

Sammy has ‘best’ game of the season so far at the plate.

Today:

Sammy housing sunflower seeds on the bench.

Nothing says “MAXIMUM LETHALITY” like a SICK CALL full of E-nothings all with the flu.

Happy 67th Birthday, Robert Smith! 🎉 #TheCure

🗣️Whenever I'm alone with you... you make me feel like I am home again....

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DROP THE BAN HAMMER!

In no particular order:

Little Red Corvette
I Could Never Take The Place Of Your Man
Nothing Compares 2 U
I Would Die 4 U
When Doves Cry

Mexico’s version of “giving them a ride to the train station.”

I’m down for the chocolate fudge helmet/tureen. 😎👍🏻

For the past week anytime the Orioles opponents have gone to the bullpen our booth has had 1 billion stats about how the relievers they’re facing are doo doo ass and they read off the stats while the Orioles strike out three times in a row

Back when it was “appointment TV!”

Apt

I am so very, very, very tired of having to deal with an unfit, clown-orange decorated President.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

The Avalanche are asking their fans to submit TikToks for a new social media campaign they’ve calling “GIVE US YOUR CO-VIDs!”