24 hours without nicotine. I think my skeleton is trying to escape my body

people say AI music is bad but if that’s true then how did I just make a whole album of songs where the lyrics are exclusively meow meow meow

I don't want to blame 4.7 for everything but

INT. Anthropic Offices

“We’ve been seeing unprecedented adoption and raking in cash. but I’m worried people won’t use our significantly more powerful model. Now, hear me out.”

The CEO of Microsoft watching Anthropic falsely claim they exploited Windows in order to hype up Mythos: "Ahhh they really need this. Let's let everybody think they pwned us even though it's clearly just marketing."

The gang experiences cognitive dissonance

HN grappling with the EFF deciding to leave X

[in dire whispers] are you a... "friend of claude"

I promise you the room finally agreed to just ship before somebody asked “uhhh is it safe though?”

OAI must be having the worst planning discussions for Spud. If they say “oh yeah it’s too dangerous too” they look lame. If they say it’s actually safe to release, they look like they’re behind

You caught us, we’ve been lying. AI is useless. We were desperate for attention after crypto tanked shit and we thought nobody would call us on it. For mythos we convinced the entire industry to write fake exploits. Everybody pitched in it was touching to see

sometimes when I want to feel naughty I right click to open the context menu and then right click again on the menu item to select it. what are you going to do, stop me from posting this? the world is insane

boy it's really just "one of those days"

They’re stuffing nerds in lockers for not keeping sites online. I saw it myself. Gangs of internet chads roaming the TL. They gave one guy a noogie until he peed it was brutal

how many 9/11s is that

is it bad if the software industry is discussing two separate developments as “atom bomb moments” (ai and qc)

I am a consumer and I will be respected as such

if you're afraid your phone has been infected with ai code, the safest move is to hit it with a power drill then not buy another one

the power asymmetry between your points being good and my points being bad is kind of fucked up bro

everybody brags about being illegible but try launching a technology that looks like a blockchain to nontechnical people and violates every belief that crypto people hold

Just took the “am I an asshole” quiz. Got a 0%. No I won’t show you

yall get it

says something about the quality of the joke, when I switch to the alt

how about you artemis to the polls

Next time somebody is mean to you just be like “you are a terrible doctor.” It hurts even if they’re not a doctor

am I the only person on here that's pro sniffing glue

I guess? it was everything that we could feasibly hit

I dunno man. We spent a lot of time behind the scenes trying to help the original marshmallow eater succeed

The interface is easily replaced SO FAR. The model is not. We should build for the interface and then drive toward the open models