Why is the coach playing Minnie and Mickey at the same time? The defensive rating is a disaster when they’re on the floor together

Me after opening cards on Christmas

Omg are you Hoboken girlie?! A woman of taste!

Good morning skeeters the Houston Rockets play in the Emirates NBA Cup semifinals today :D

he manifested it

a crowd of people are standing in a room with their arms in the air and screaming . ALT: a crowd of people are standing in a room with their arms in the air and screaming .

Steph didn’t embarrass us on national tv!!!!!

a toy story woody doll is sitting in a toy car with buzz lightyear . ALT: a toy story woody doll is sitting in a toy car with buzz lightyear .

Patrick Mahomes and the devil:

This is insane lmao.

He’s doing that wolverine picture frame meme with his horses tonight.

Shams has pretty much doomed himself. Starting in high school means he’s never even given himself to chance to experience life without that pressure. He’s likely addicted to the lifestyle at this point. I’m happy for his success but also extremely bummed that he’s locked into the hamster wheel.

From his lips to God’s ears 🤲

*Tony Romo unhooking a bra* aaahhhehhhaa here we go Jimmm

I’m ok with people stealing headphones if it means they stop playing their phones at full volume on public transit

He’s the next golden bachelor

Lynn Williams takes the feed from Yazmeen Ryan to give the US the lead

Alyssa Naeher I love you

The espn app doesn’t let you login using your espn username anymore? It has to be mydisney… I essentially have to start over on preferences and such?

RIP karleelovesports

US Jewish group targets anti-Israel protesters in hopes Trump will deport them Right-wing Betar movement uses artificial intelligence tool to identify foreign students involved in anti-Israel action on college campuses

NEW: Ross Glick and Ronn Torossian's Betar USA are attempting to identify pro-Palestine college campus protesters using facial recognition in order to "hand over the info" to Trump so he can deport them in January, Times of Israel reports.

www.timesofisrael.com/us-jewish-gr...

Denver Nuggets bench on the floor greeting the players coming off the floor as the 3rd quarter has ended, a graphics goof has the Nuggets leading 90-0

Nuggets beating the Clippers 90-0

The Houston Rockets

The silliest goofiest lil “scrap” just happened in Rockets-Thunder just now. No guy was taking it seriously lmao

Local park wedgie ‼️

a cartoon smiley face is holding a needle and says ruh ruh roh ALT: a cartoon smiley face is holding a needle and says ruh ruh roh

These play calls from both teams

Georgia Tech? More like Georgia What The Heck amirite

How I post

Georgia Tech? More like Georgia What The Heck amirite

The most important thing is romancing the right people tbh

Whatever deal Patrick Mahomes made with the devil, sign me up. I’ll deal with my family being a bunch of bozos if it guarantees that type of success and ensuing money lmao

Happy Thanksgiving