Lily and Ingrid grab a Jarritos after fight school?

Let’s grab a Jarritos 🥤🥤

didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?

I want modeling clay again cus making these was fun as fuck

You should be able to pay a small fee to change someone else's custom title to I NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT GRAPHS or whatever, so everyone can see you coming

We need PVP enabled on here the same way we do it on Something Awful and I'm not joking

i believe that's some good news that deserves the ole razzle dazzle

As Team Hoi has a demo-scene background, we turned Hoi's final level into a crazy tribute to that. It resulted in the first ever epileptic seizure warning on a game box in 1992. 😅

I asked Ramon to create a fitting soundtrack. 🔊

(Be warned… Moon Child's final world features similar madness! 😵‍💫 😵)

the most devious, scheming kitty i've ever seen

it is devastating to notice how few benches there are in the world and how some benches have been replaced by weird "leaning" things. the world is incredibly cruel to disabled, elderly, poor, pregnant, tired, homeless, and all people. there should be benches fucking everywhere for everyone

lol

A perfect pudu 🦌

Literally the pool thing makes me think 'the only difference between him and Musk is a handful of billions' because every time it comes up I think of Musk trying to grab poptarts out of the toaster wrong and screaming when he got burnt

Incredible @petfindernames.bsky.social ass name
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I actually like when my websites crash and go down. It reminds me of Something Awful because that IDIOT Lowtax knew nothing about forum maintenance so he hired radium and paid him to work full time on backend stuff for SA and radium scammed him by doing LITERALLY NOTHING for years

Molting

A green frog mascot wearing black shades, orange jacket and shorts, and a blue shirt strikes a pose in a used book store.

Jubapyon is a gregarious cool frog who sometimes appears in Takafumido Book Store in Azabu Juban, Tokyo.

Honestly this is it, it's the first game in a while that really feels like a toy (positive) that rewards you making stuff yourself no matter what it looks like in ways I haven't really seen touched since the days of like, god, Littlebigplanet

[Image ID]: A portrait-style picture of Seras Victoria in real vampire form. She is wearing a red and silver basket muzzle. She is looking at the viewer with her mouth open and her tongue out. There is residual bloodstains on her teeth, tongue, face, uniform, and bust. The background is a bright, glowing red. [/End ID]

actually she does bite lmaoo opps 😂
#hellsing #serasvictoria

Every time I start getting invested in the relationship between the Mii’s on my island this image gets beamed into my brain and I instantly lose the ability to keep it together

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

This is one of the best pieces of pop culture writing I've read in the past couple of years. These excerpts are great but you need to read how the build to that last one. Goddamn. Thank you @awalrusdarkly.bsky.social and @popheist.com

Ok well I never lose with rock So something's up erm sorry:( i just guessed I'm a rock main you know this Paper is just such a bullshit counter Like honestly it's cheap Ohh I'm gonna build my whole playstyle around countering rock Like honestly this game is supposed to be fun and you're just making it way too competitive

This isn't cheating because I've secretly had these guys running around for a while, I just bothered to dress them all (even if Seras is just sporting a placeholder based on an 01 anime fit bc the thought of detailing her uniform top rn gave me an ulcer)

'ayo which Walter did you add tho' yes

our bosses must live in fear of the factory floor and when they smile and ask for my support i'll give them these words and a bloody nose: you don't help your enemy when you're at war

god i fucking love chumbawamba

Giving Tim Heidecker infowars is the first, but not the last, instance of The People's Joker becoming real life

youtube videos i think

One of my oomfies does too so I find it so fucking funny that she's really just a traveling girliepop going to everyone's island

happy tboy swag tuesday to all who celebrate

HEADLINE: Game Becomes Infinitely Less Interesting Second It Enters Steam Library.

A long-awaited video game became far less appealing the moment it had entered a local man’s Steam library.
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