Pope Leo on Palm Sunday: “This is our God: Jesus, King of Peace, who rejects war, whom no one can use to justify war. He does not listen to the prayers of those who wage war, but rejects them, saying: ‘Even though you make many prayers, I will not listen: your hands are full of blood’ (Is 1:15).”
When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
The Trump / Lawnmower kid meme but trump is redacted
Among the Declaration of Independence’s grievances against the Crown was “transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offences.”
As a fan of Adam Scott Aukerman, I lovingly crafted this tribute to Scott’s (not Scott’s) literal least favorite @officialbruce.bsky.social tune. Thanks, @mradamscott.bsky.social and @scottaukerman.bsky.social @earwolf.bsky.social
Michelle Obama: Kids should have nutritious meals.
The pro-life party: This is an outrage!
RFK Jr: Kids should have measles, mumps, and polio.
The pro-life party: Yes, king! Tell it like it is!
Invite Luigi
Air horns, bagpipes, middle fingers
It bears repeating.
Kamala Harris and Liz Cheney walking in front of two signs that say "Country Over Party."
If I had known this was the official Country Over Party I would've brought more booze.
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
Russian asset
This is what happens when you prompt #AppleIntelligence to create an image based on the phrase “AI Tools.” Perfect. No notes.
Donald Trump, Elon Musk and the Republican Party want your older relatives to get scammed.
When is @fuckedupband.bsky.social going to release their new single, "Macklemore?" @turnedoutapunk.bsky.social
So glad Pope Francis put his finger into JD Vance’s chest. This is what happens when you fast track into being a Catholic without taking a basic Rite of Christian initiation course. Love for humanity does not start at your own house but the love of all human beings
Imagine being so bad at Sunday school that the pope yelled at you personally
roger goodell running to get the field tech's to paint "start racism" in the end zone before the second half starts
Worth asking yourself what they’d be doing differently if they were under explicit instruction from hostile foreign governments.
This USA / Mexico / Canada trade war really bodes well for #FIFAWorldCup2026, doesn't it? Very #CONCACAFFY. In all honestly I'd love to see @crooked.com #WorldCorrupt season covering the looming oligarchy and its roots in the FIFA busts @meninblazers.bsky.social @rogbennett.bsky.social
In light of current developments, when do the Moyes-to-City rumors start? @rogbennett.bsky.social @meninblazers.bsky.social
Trump: "Big tariffs coming!"
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he'll do it."
Trump: "I AM TOTALLY GOING TO DO BIG TARIFFS!"
J.P. Morgan: "We don't think he will."
Trump: "OK, here are the big tariffs I promised. BOOM!"
J.P. Morgan: "Wow, nobody could have foreseen this."
Scene from The Princess Bride where Vizzinni says "You're trying to kidnap what I've rightfully stolen"
OpenAI right now
Yep, that was me today!
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Well I hope I don't die too soon
I pray the lord my soul to save
Oh I'll be a good boy, I'm trying so hard to behave
Because there's one thing I know, I'd like to live
Long enough to savor
That's when they finally put you in the ground
I'll stand on your grave and tramp the dirt down
The Moe’s in Collierville, TN has a suspiciously great music selection playing overhead.
The MAGA movement has convinced many that fleets of trans kids are being subjected to woke medical barbarism.
The real numbers?
0.017% of youth are coded as trans and receive puberty blockers.
0.037% access hormone therapy.
That's 1/20th of one percent.
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