Y: "He is a scary motherfucker that Donald Trump."
G: "This is what happens when you create an idiot monster."

Agario

Y: "All we know at this point is that we are a mad man."
G: "Oh God it's Canadian rapper Snow."

Phantasmagoria 2

Y: "We're just trapped forever in the world of assholes."

Sims 3

G: "That guy was badass, he gets promoted to Head Bum."

Condemned: Criminal Origins

Y: "Gabriel! Stop having typhoid you twat!"
G: "Get me to...a naturopath..."

Oregon Trail

G: "Don't murder prostitutes. It's a shame that we have to even say it, really."

Euro Truck Simulator

[Anxiously waiting for Gabe to wake up on the other side of the planet to talk about Hulk Hogan]

G: "So my friend knocks his puttputt ball into these bushes with all these webs and Orb Weaver spiders. Then there's a rustling, a shriek, and then he comes out of the bushes smacking himself screaming ORBS! FUCKEN ORBS, CUNT!"

Maneater

G: "Yahtzee Croshaw: THE INQUISITOR. Do you have inherent value? No? Fuck ya then!"

Viscera Cleanup Detail

G: "Hey we're the police, not a bunch of crazy executioners."

FTL

[fuck ICE]

Screenshot from the video game FTL showing a results screen in which 3 icons are displayed

Y: "Well we picked up some shit."
G: "Hey alright! Atomic! Noisy Guy! And Diseases."

FTL

G: "Welcome to Creepy Croshaw's Talking About Sex Hour"

Condemned: Criminal Origins

Y: "My name's Bucket! Mother didn't like me very much."

Normality ep2

Solving fake problems leaves you hollow because your life hasn't changed one iota.

Y: "There's people coming to the house! Sic 'em Gabe!"
G: "Make me be inappropriate to them!"

Sims 3

G: "I was at the house of a girl I liked, and there were a bunch of people there, and she wanted me to stay over, and I was like 'Ah that sounds great'. She told me I could crash there and, you know, she lives alone so it was *suggestive*. Long story short, I sharted and had to bail."

Ghostship

Y: "He keeps a screwdriver in his bedside table, just in case he needs to...screw himself?"
G: "This is how I imagine your bedside table looking, actually."
Y: "I don't have a bedside table, as well you know; From that time we were solving that puzzle of flesh."

Phantasmagoria 2

G: "If life's taught me anything, it's that tops-of-heads all look the same."

Limbo

G: "You're not really lying there if you're cremated. It's like, 'Here Sits Gabe'...? How would you describe that if you were ashes?"
Y: "Erm, 'Here is an arrangement of Gabriel'."
G: "...I really like that."

Limbo

G: "Peach Cheeks is hard."
Y: "That sounds like.............a Jamaican wrestler or something."
G: [Jamaicanly] "MY NAME IS PEACH CHEEKS"

Titan Souls

Y: "Well the trouble with throwing yourself into something is that you can do it and yourself considerable damage. Especially if it's a LEGO project."

Cities Skylines

G: "Every girl I've slept with has been very tolerant."

Normality 4/4

Y: "Let's all laugh at an industry that never learns anything, tee-hee-hee"

Ark: Survival Evolved

G: "Sip that rosé Yahtzee, sip that rosé!"

Real Myst

Y: "Maybe you're going through an old playlist sometime after this video was made, in which case HELLO TO THE FUTURE, WoOoOoO."

Rob Blanc 3

Y: "It's fun making money, you should look into it sometime."
G: "Meh."

Trilby's Notes 2/2

G: "Ding-ding-ding-ding 💫"

Gabriel Knight: Sins of the Father

G: "Had you like, actually talked to a girl when you wrote this?"
Y: "Erm. Girls...does my mom count?"

Trilby's Notes 🕵️