Steve thinks about shenanigans. Even in his sleep.

Sometimes we don’t retract them because we don’t want to, Dave. Sorry not sorry you have thin skin and have to serve our needs

a tortoiseshell cat is staring right at you. she isn’t exactly relaxed but her beautiful multicolor paws are politely resting and touching each other, waiting for you to fuck up

She’s ready.
She’s ready for y’all

REMEMBER: All the "Don't use em-dashes" "don't use rule of three" advice because it makes your writing "look like AI" is because they stole actual writers work, and their "predict the next thing" stuff just simulates what WE FUCKING DO. Keep writing well. Use every style and trick you have. Fuck AI.

I.D.I.C. Infinite Diversity in Infinite Combinations.

When a service dog sits in front of you on the plane 🤣😂

Alas I don't havd a credit for this but it *looks like* it may be from Robot Chicken.

You can't go to the pub dressed like that, Steve!?

💯

And yet again the Grim Reaper fails the fucking assignment.

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BREAKING NEWS: Look at this otter.

The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.

One more from the archive of my old tweets:

Kylo announces he's going to take Hux out on a special date and asks him to wear his most expensive outfit.

Two hours later Hux shows up rocking his full sniper's kit.

Um...

you're gonna wanna see this

lol meant for the male gaze, loved by the female gays

Cuddling a water sausage.

Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

Apple TV+ debuts trailer for “Murderbot,” premiering May 16 Apple TV+ unveiled the trailer for “Murderbot,” the comedic thriller series starring and executive produced by Emmy Award winner Alexander Skarsgård.

And lo, the trailer did drop: www.apple.com/tv-pr/news/2... #murderbot

Nova, a gray cat with gold eyes, is sitting in front of a mostly-full food bowl, looking stern.

Excuse me, human, but my bowl is not *completely* full. 😐

Steve is about to get up to some Stevanigans, I can tell...

Just going my job

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