A man stands hunched forward in a widened stance, holding a skull with glowing eyes from a chain and a short sword down near his legs. He is illuminated by a symbolic halo from behind. A wispy cosmic specter made of dark blues and stars grows from his foot and swirls behind him, protectively ready to also fight behind him. The words ‘I am the captain of my soul’ sit at the top of the photo.

“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul.”

Very happy to have been so motivated by the most recent episode of @malevolent.bsky.social to make this piece of John and Arthur. I hope I nailed em good!

#malevolentpodcast #malevolentfanart

coffee ain’t gonna cut it today i need to be hurled into a volcano.

And if you’re worried that I’m being too mean to my coworkers, they plumbed the depths of the second layer of two different boxes of chocolate to eat all of the caramels without even considering those of us who also like caramel, so this is merited

The artist spent so long, emphasizing the hair with repeated attention from different colour markers that the cardboard has broken up and pills underneath. Two flowers almost resemble flies landed on the arms in an attempt at levity?
This one returns to me over and over.

Specimen four deserves a category of its own. I cannot stop staring into its black pupils, floating, oily on top of highlighter irises, themselves, barely visible within jet black sclera. Jagged lines form boundaries to clothing, but resemble toothy mouths. (Continued..)

Specimen three utilizes mixed media but is also constructed carelessly, two points which are at odds with each other. Only markers were provided for this craft. Where did the artist obtain the extra materials? And if they cared so much, why is it barely being held together? An enigma.

Specimen number two takes a hard left turn into terrifying land. The wild colours and chaotic pattern on the body are an obvious attempt to disguise the demonic clown face. Unsettling.

Our first specimen is not terrible. There are some jaunty little attempts at snowflakes. The miniature handwriting almost seems to be whispering “let it snow, please”. None of this hides the fantastic, sassy eyebrows, clearly the highlight of the piece.

strange and terrifying ways my coworkers decorated paper gingerbread man this holiday season: a thread

How lucky am I to have had this amazing piece of fanart drawn just for a little old me?!? Featuring some of my very favourite and PCs that I have invented or given life to ❤️

Not sure who's in charge here but I have an idea for viewing posts on this app

[living on a rock that is moving through an infinite space at sixty seven thousand miles an hour] what should we have for dinner

Every dad gift ideas list is like: Scotch rocks, socks that are also a knife, bacon wallet, hammer subscription

"So you gonna kill me or what?"

Moment from my FAVORITE episode of @malevolent.bsky.social !!!

Oh bring us some figgy pudding but also what is it

I don't know who needs to hear this, but you don't need to justify your reading preferences and choices to anyone. Audiobooks count as reading. Also, you don't have to finish books you don't enjoy. Don't read to impress, read for yourself. Life's too short, love yourself, ok?

Signed, a librarian.

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Humming and skipping down the street listening to my favorite song

Cop: do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: because you like me

Cop: omg shut up I do not

everybody on here talks about how great libraries are but nobody talks about how great youtube is. very biased imo

Some of the best boys are girls

Even girls can be boys, hashtag boy life

For sale: baby shoes. So fuckin worn. This baby ran everywhere fast as shit

Ok so @teamstarkid.bsky.social is still revving the engine on their bsky account so I'M going to tell you about the CINDERELLA'S CASTLE pins I designed that to on sale TOMORROW!!!!

Hashtag boy life

Literally every time I just peak at twitter, it's dogshit... really wasn't until I decided to really start tweeting here did I realize HOW bad it was there. It's like an abusive relationship.

a woman wearing a tuxedo and tie with a chanel logo on the collar ALT: a woman wearing a tuxedo and tie with a chanel logo on the collar

May I submit

Sick with a wicked cold in a Service Ontario on my birthday but still super happy and grateful for this beautiful life 💖

D-Day museum in Portland, England! It was incredible. Harlan kept accidentally calling it the D&D museum

support real writers not AI bullshit

(the fact that even needs to be said, jfc)