100% for Husky owners

You know Amazon want a female Bond don’t you?

I’m gonna stop drinking vodka

RIP Johnnie Walker - the DJ who cared more about the music he played than what was said in between.

“Keks” as in grundies or trousers?

Yeah but your minted and we ain’t. So much for money don’t make you happy eh?
Happy new year to you and yours and stay funny ffs

@bsky.app then - what do we think?
For me I left the other place because of the upfront racism and bullying. Only ever used it for football really but found myself drawn into the arguments.
This place needs livening up a bit but I’m hoping that won’t take long as getting bored 🥱

They’re probably waiting to see if Dyche can keep them up on the cheap (which he will) then ditch him.
Problem is with what he has he’s not doing bad. Would cost them to pay him off and bring Wazza in

Don’t worry it’s only the bodies of his previous attic fearing spouses.

Gotta admit the only Scottish I ever look out for is
Forfar 4 East Fife 5

Pics or it never happened

Tell them to shut up and eat their turkey twizzlers

NEVER bite the hand that once fed you.
Dickhead

If you put your finger over Paul Simons face it looks like Art has got a massive Mexican moustache

For once we’re in agreement. May their testicles turn square and fester at the corners.
By the way just cos I agree with you doesn’t mean you ain’t getting a dig

One team in Fulham.
#ffc #fulhamfc #chelseawankers #thatlot

I don’t think Muniz knows what he’s done.
That’s the bus stop and the other team in Fulham both done by late goals.
Times like this make it all worthwhile

You’re gonna bankrupt the Sally Army you.

Netto should have been booked for simulation there and playing for Chelsea and being a dick

Get on your bed

Merry Christmas you happy bastard!

Nope! Can not think of a line that includes the phrase “Dicks out”.

Well at least your farts will smell of Christmas.

Vodka flu by R. Gervais

24 cans of piss lager, pork scratches of the pub floor, looks like santas getting a dig later!

And what does 8 1/2 year old you think?

You wanna see the cheese sarnies your ma is peddling

No it isn’t