A fake install screen for Microsoft Windows 95. On the left quarter of the page is a teal panel showing the old wavy Windows logo, with "Microsoft Windows 95" written up its right side. In the remaining space of the page, in black serif text on a white background, is the following text: Title: Enjoy This While It Lasts One of these days, the idea of just putting Windows on your computer will be a distant memory. Forget sharing a product code, your permission to use Windows will be stored on a centralized server where we can revoke your access at any time if we think you're not giving us enough money. Adware installed by the manufacturer is "unthinkable?" Better start thinkin' it, buddy, 'cause that's FAR from the worst thing we're shoving into your PC. We'll even try to make you use a fake digital person that plagiarizes art and books and also lies to you. Welcome to the future, motherfucker. You should probably just use Linux Mint instead.

Having lot of fun with @alice.averlong.com's Death Generator :3

With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars.

We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director.

Please stand by for more.

“Feud with the Pope” is BACK as a likely Wikipedia section heading after a 400-year gap.

Portrait of Zuko as an adult from Avatar the last airbender

🔥The Fire Lord 🔥

Rey: her crystal divine dagger under the floorboards (Bill gets annoyed cus s a n d keeps appearing on the floor near the bed)
Aurora and Bats: not hidden, stuff just ends up there and they forget about it
Amaris: pre-her-father-disappearing she hid some books between the mattress and the bed slats

Cody is still my favorite Murph character from all of D20. I love all his characters but Cody is fucking amazing.

i've been sitting here for 5 minutes like "...why would anyone hunt unicorns they're so magical 🥺" before realizing that 1. unicorns don't fucking exist and 2. for sure not what you were talking about

Still from the television show Letterkenny showing Wayne sitting outside and speaking. Text reads "wish you weren't so fucking awkward, bud."

Me to myself after every human interaction

Reywynn is a speedy gal (should’ve made her the goddess of zoomies).

Meanwhile Bats literally refused to run after someone in combat, she knows her limits.

how do you explain to someone that the early seasons are the easy grounded seasons to follow and that it doesn’t get really buck wild until later??

watching Fringe with lich boyfriend who has NEVER SEEN IT and idk whether to be excited or afraid for him lol

🚨 TONIGHT!

🩸The season premiere of Dimension 20: City Council of Darkness launches on @dropout.tv at 7 PM ET/ 4 PM PT!

⚰️ Starring Brennan Lee Mulligan, Emily Axford, Ally Beardsley, Brian Murphy, Zac Oyama, Siobhan Thompson, and Lou Wilson!

#Dimension20

The Art of the Deal.

Don't taco Tuesday this shit. Millions of people spent the day wondering if they would get vaporized, and no one in our government stood up to him. Nothing cutesy about it.

Congresswoman To Introduce Articles Of Impeachment Against Pete Hegseth

Rep. Yassamin Ansari (D-Ariz.) is introducing articles of impeachment against Pete Hegseth over his role as “a chief enabler of this illegal war” in Iran. www.huffpost.com/entry/latest...

CT Rep. John Larson seeks to impeach President Trump. A White House spokesman calls it 'pathetic' U.S. Rep. John Larson, D-1st District, in a statement said, “Threatening to obliterate a country is clearly an act of war.”

Hearst: U.S. Rep. John Larson of Connecticut has filed articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump, accusing the president of war crimes and piracy.

www.ctinsider.com/politics/art...

"Why don't Americans-" The ruling class of America has intentionally disempowered its citizens spread across 3,000+ miles of land and then funded the police force as an occupying army that happily murders anyone who opposes them and imprisons whoever is left as slave laborers. So phone calls it is

You have more in common with the people of Iran than you do with anyone in this administration, any member of the technocracy, anyone who is profiting from this war, or any billionaire. When you see Iranians forming human chains outside key infrastructure sites, you should feel a sense of kinship.

She is done 🪻🐦‍⬛ and just in time for my friend’s birthday! This was incredibly satisfying to work on.

Pattern is ‘Graveyard Union’ by @thewitchystitcher.bsky.social on 28ct linen #crossstitch

I was told there would be checks and balances.

i think if you tweet "a whole civilization will die tonight" you shouldn't go to the hague, the hague should get to come to you

Called my rep and said "I am concerned about the President's posts about committing genocide and would like my reps to invoke the 25th Amendment to remove him from office" and the guy was like "okay I'll pass that along, is there anything else" and I was like no that's pretty much it

screenshot from Synecdoche, New York (2008). Hazel (Samantha Morton) tours a burning house with a realtor and says “I like it, I do. I'm just really concerned about dying in the fire.”

trying to live my stupid little life under the threat of nuclear war

it's really so beside the point by now, but i cannot believe people gave this psychotic motherfucker a second chance.

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

a commission of ichnaea by emahriel. he holds the signal for "exalt" in his clawed hands. he wears a chain at the top of his head over a veil that usually hangs in his face.

exalt : the mirror.
ichnaea, by @ emahriel

Amaris: sewing kit
Aurora: always hopes it's cookies but cus she's Amaris' daughter...there's sewing supplies
Rey: it's cookies but look out for the surprise lockpick hiding underneath
Bats: multiple tins. good luck keeping track of which one has the cookies.

Got an email from Adobe saying that they were nearly doubling the cost of my creative cloud subscriptions and adding a bunch of Gen AI dogshit I didn't ask for!

If you don't want to get charged you have to log in and downgrade to a "standard" plan that's just the fuckin apps.

A tumblr post arguing Halloween season begins after Easter as the next major holiday.

The wait is (almost?) over! 🎃🐣💀

my body is being held together by inflammation much like a new-build home is held together by hopes and dreams