I've started a social media account for Introverts called Lonely Fans. Nobody follows me, it's brilliant.

I just heard the news. The pope is a catholic.

Happy #Easter

An Evening of Radiohead at Newcastle cathedral tickets available -
I can no longer go, so if you're interested please get in touch and I'll email the deets to you.
Saturday 10th May
#radiohead #radioheadtickets #tickets #newcastle #newcastlecathedral

Be a Samwise Gamgee. Support your friends, trust your instincts, be humble, lead with your heart, love potatoes, don't let one little spider ruin your day.

Just clocked myself tutting at someone parking badly on a TV advert

One thing I've learnt about being in your thirties is that you spend an awful lot of time talking about what it's like being in your thirties

So. That Elon Musk, eh...