'It's so chaotic': Humpback whales are forming super-groups On a misty morning in December, two photographers captured the images of 304 individual humpbacks – the highest number of large whales ever identified in a single day.

Like CSNY or the Travelling Wilburys?

Apple says John Ternus will be new CEO, Tim Cook will transition to executive chairman The succession will end Cook's 15-year run as one of the most successful tech company leaders in modern history. He will remain CEO until Sept. 1.

Reports that #IlDouche is insisting that Mr Ternus not be allowed to take the helm until he legally changes his surname to #Appple cannot be confirmed at this time.

Prosecutors sought death penalty for Luigi Mangione but not white supremacist behind 2019 Texas Walmart shooting A judge later ruled that federal prosecutors could not seek the death penalty for Mangione due to technical flaws in their arguments.

Things that make you say "hmmm".

Trump extends ceasefire with Iran as Pakistan talks in disarray Iran says it will not accept negotiations under 'shadow of threats' as Trump promises to continue US blockade of Hormuz.

I'm equivocal here. Is this a #TACO or not?
#IranWar

‘Something fell apart’: Speculation swirls as JD Vance’s whereabouts in question Speculation swirled Tuesday as the Trump administration offered conflicting accounts of Vice President JD Vance’s whereabouts, with President Donald Trump saying he had already left for Pakistan for p...

Maybe Ikea is having a flash couch sale?

I'm disappointed that the list doesn't appear to include the word #Toga!

I think you've triggered him. He seems to believe he's a malestripper now.

Delicious. His giggle got more nervous and less giggle-y as time went on.

It's what your daddy's driver used to drive you to when you wanted to get some penny candy with the $50 your mum gave you to disappear.

Just look at how proud he is that he can sign his own name. He just has the happiest little face there; I've never seen him happier.

Will this year's #FIFAWorldCup be a financial disaster due to FIFA's greed and American arrogance? One can only hope so.

Gee. It must to be some greedy motherfuckers and then this happens.
#FuckFIFA

This looks like you're already in charge!

Wow!

Which, given the subject matter, is curious.

I might be willing help with the tenderising but I'm going to have to pass on the ingestion.

None of them look that tasty frankly. Can't we just arrange for a swarm of rats eats one? Surely that will have the desired effect.

It doesn't bear thinking about, does it?

🤣🤣🤣

👏👏👏 It's been tomorrow for hours here already. I've been waiting patiently.

If you amend the last exclamation point to a full stop it kinda sounds a bit like a suicide note.

If you amend the last exclamation point to a full stop it kinda sounds a bit like a suicide note.

🤣🤣🤣

I don't know how to break it to Mr Xi but there is no #Normal anymore, not even in Illinois.

And profiteering is back on the agenda!
#FuckBigOil

I'm not sure that's progress.

Depends on perspective. #IlDouche and his #MAGAteers will think it's bad.

I remember Tom Lehrer doing a joke about LBJ. He was ill and couldn't attend a meeting somewhere. Someone suggested "maybe you could send Hubert" and LBJ's response was "Hubert who".

It's tomorrow here!

Well this is ominous.