bruh why are they doing this theyre gonna crash 🤦

unfortunately no, "owner" is the player who starts with the card in their deck.

cool pic not sure what you want me to do though since you know the no reading thing

remember not to read any posts on social media and only look at the pictures. the words are how they get you

He don't got a single jingle where he needs to be lingle bingle dingle

sounds NOT yummy

The government has announced that they lost the Epstein files so please check any places that stray files like to go such as manilla folders or old usb sticks

they've invented a machine that turns human babies into crisp dollar bills. how many babies would you put in the chute?

i need to get some really dumb job that i can secretly automate with a python script and get infinite money forever

Santa old guy in beard going shh

Santa sitting in a warm house with christmas lights

Book titled stolen by alien santa

Santa with presents

Santa has had many looks over the billions of years. What is your favorite? #christmas

AHHHHHHHH!

i think you attached the wrong image, excited to see my gift though

Last year I got a fucked yoyo thanks a lot trindlesnoot

lugh and grow, the fat brothers

🛹

i know.

not parody. a glimpse into a beautiful future.

perhaps in time you will grow... much like a caterpillar into a butterfly or perhaps a baby ape into a larger one

well... even if you think it's parody. maybe you should try doing parody. we could all do with some jokes from time to time! :D

what's parody here? it's a nice picture

um nice try, but i'm a monkey, not an orangutan. you almost scared me

i know this guy

oh... well it looked something like this. can you see it?

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a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods . ALT: a monkey is sitting on a rock next to a cat in the woods .

i looked up "sad monkey" gifs because this is how youre making me feel...

dude... stop sending me that... i don't get it

i know it's not an airport, i already told you, i'm at the zoo. because i'm a monkey

i'm posting to tell you that i am leaving. it's quite simple really. here i go!

a cartoon drawing of two ants carrying a baby ALT: a cartoon drawing of two ants carrying a baby

okay... i'm going...