If phone was cigarettes I'd be a six packs a day kinda guy

I think it will be revealed that dr. Langdon is behind the cyber attacks

Every game feels like chores to me now im sorry. Tried to play the cat battle game with rancid YouTubers in it: its chores. Im like a feeble old man who can only tread the same well worn neural pathways over and over

Twin Fantasy Dream me awake, darling. It's been so long since that day I saw the geese chase their doubles on the lake of so much glass. there on the edge of the water we opened and closed our mouths and traced our attempts with bare fingers in the snow. I wanted to say I chased myself across the surface of you, to the place of mirrored halves, where beginning and end congeal into a floating pool of sky.

Happy valentine's day. I wrote a poem 💙

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Well-intentioned phrase "Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it" proven false. Apparently it's more "Those who learn from history are trying to do it again on purpose."

The Institute for Learning History who initially discovered the saying has issued an official "Our Bad."

no idea

sir, your total will be $9.85, and peter griffin, sir, it is an honor to serve you today.

Singin' in The Rain is one of those movies where every five minutes something happens that makes you go, "holy shit"

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

Linda Gregg

I think this is correct but will take it further and say the more hours you get out of a video game, the more expensive it should be regardless of budget. Slay the Spire should cost fifteen thousand dollars

You should shield when you are about to get hit to avoid taking damage/knockback 👍

A google doc called "Book Proposal" with zero words in it

Do you think a depressed person could make this?!

Would a depressed person watch a 6 hour compilation of every coach McGuirk skit from home video on YouTube in one sitting? I didn't think so

Fuck this bitch idiot and his stupid fucking books. Go suck yourself off in a sensory deprivation tank and write about it for Salon dot com you Sideshow Bob-looking pig anus.

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

It was adapted into a movie starring Elliot Gould. Very funny, dark and weird! Haven't checked out the play tho

Its also Hideo Kojima's idiosyncratic narrative that's a draw for me - rain that makes you old, bodies create a huge explosion after someone dies, like a big ass bomb. Guys are named things like "Die-Hard Man" and "Deadman" and norman reeds caries around a baby in a thermos

Ah fuck we got the Philip K Dick future 😞

Mondy

breaking bad lore: mike got really into skincare after getting stuck in the desert with saul

Do they have any hats with kegs attached and straws dangling down from them?

possible anagrams for SPARTAN STADIUM include:

ADAMANT PURISTS
MUSTARD PINATAS
SANDPIT TRAUMAS
PANTSUIT DRAMAS

Reddit post of a person standing on their computer desk, bare feet fully on top of the keyboard looking down behind the monitor. It is captioned “Holy shit”

Checking in on r/lsd

What's a piece of writing advice that you agree with?

id love to lib out with you sometime