Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online
All right, this piece has triggered me so I have to yell a bit (though this is bluesky, so I realize I'm just preaching at the choir):
Can a plastic mail-order sex doll be a wiling adult participant in a relationship? Normal people say no but we spent 1600 words talking to Wayne, who lives in his mother’s shed outside of Indianapolis, to take the proposition very seriously, because we have grave perceptual and analytic deficits.
it's sad that prejudice blinds people to how bad driving isn't a matter of ethnicity, but of being from Maryland.
This may be a fundamentally new kind of sin blending blasphemy, idolatry, divination, and simony, among others. Those who are not horrified at this may be entirely lacking in authentic religious awareness and feeling.
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."
four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"
Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"
Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
The Trump administration is aiming its counterterrorism machine at far-left groups like antifa, pushing allies to recognize their “political terrorism,” despite offering little evidence that the groups present a dire threat to U.S. citizens. nyti.ms/4snvwYQ
Fox screenshot: FLOTUS: NEVER BEEN FRIENDS WITH JEFFREY EPSTEIN
chyron has me asking a lot of questions already answered by the chyron
The Atlanta Braves decided to honor a hometown 9/11 hero before their game on the giant screen at Truist Park. Great right? Except they used an image of the plane hitting the tower over an American flag.
we've got an AI policy at @texasmonthly.bsky.social and i think you'll like it www.texasmonthly.com/press-room/t...
hands down the absolute *strangest* “on background” sourcing I have ever seen in the NYT. Completely bonkers stuff www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."
Horrifying. Jesus Lord in heaven.
NOEM: Our federal detention centers are held to the highest standards in comparison to other detaining facilities
McBATH: Did you just hear me? He has to crawl through mold and feces and bodily fluids just to take a shower. This is absolute lunacy and you know it.
Imagine just how good it will feel when that first Shenmue IV teaser drops... it gives us chills just thinking about it. 💫 Let's hope we're not too far away from seeing something like this turning up on our news feeds.
(Fanmade teaser created by us, not official in any way!)
#LetsGetShenmue4
Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"
A minor league hockey team had a wiener dog race. Zero thoughts, just vibes and absolute chaos. A thing of beauty
if people are using classified information to place bets, then theoretically others can analyze betting behavior to find signals that reveal classified information.
I am closely monitoring the ongoing military operations in Iran. International military actions have a direct and profound impact on Maryland’s families and communities.
I served in Afghanistan and I’ve seen who pays the price when Washington rushes into conflict.
Hang onto your hats…
To do this, anti-trans lawmakers in Kansas moved fast to change the law, overrode the governor’s veto, and pushed for the legal changes to go into effect nearly immediately. That kind of power—to void gender on official documents, to compel gender conformity—is terrifying and it will not stop here.
This is what I need cis folks to understand.
It's been a decade.
Imagine living TEN FUCKING YEARS watching as a blatant, artificial campaign to erase your personhood, your identity and your safety chugs along, increasing in power every single day, and most people don't care or dismiss it
it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails.
it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.
it's so funny to, as a society, get worse at delivering the mail.
I don't think I've ever seen Mr. and Mrs. Met in the spring training/alt road unis before.
Larry Summers to resign from teaching appointments, relinquish university professorship over Jeffrey Epstein ties
John Oliver on his son's Mets fandom and how the Mets are actually very British.
